Okay, so I hate my cokehead Jew boss for a number of reasons, none of which have to do with him being a cokehead or a Jew, mainly just with being a giant douchebag. Anyway I finally finished my huge ass report he was making me write (for free) and I stayed up all night Tuesday finishing it so that I'd be ready for our 11am meetin Wednesday, and uhh yeah....didn't show. So that bit. And I just found out a whole bunch more shit about him today which I won't go into here, but which, if true, is really fucked up.
But the good news is I finally started my piercing apprenticeship today!! I'm so excited. And you know what? I just can't hide it. You see, I know, I know, I know I want to poke holes in you. But yeah I totally blacked out while watching my first piercing this morning. It was ridiculous. Fortunately George, the guy who's apprenticing me, worked with me a lot over the summer and knows that I'm a badass motherfucker and that I've watched/gotten a lot of piercings before, and believed me that this kid's fucking earlobe piercing had nothing to do with it, but it was still kind of humiliating. I hadn't had time for enough breakfast I guess, and I'd been feeling kind of sick/dizzy earlier, but was trying to wait for this chick who was supposed to be coming back to get her tongue pierced before I went to grab a bite to eat. So yeah, I'm standing in the piercing room while he preps this kid's ear, and I started kind of seeing spots, but I was trying to wait until he finisned the piercing so I wouldn't have to leave the room in the middle of it, and I made it until he put the jewelry through, but by then my vision had gone completely black and my hearing was starting to go and I was feeling like I was about to collapse, so I kind of mumbled "I gotta go sit down" and stumbled out of the room, sort of fell into a seated position in the adjacent doorway, and didn't really know what was happening for about a minute, but it sounded like I was hitting the making the door shake or something, and then I felt all right again, sat down in the chair in the back office, had some juice, went to get some lunch, and everything after that was just fine. Business was pretty slow so there wasn't too much going on piercing-wise, but I did get to see a tongue webbing get pierced! That was one I hadn't seen before, so that was exciting. I love watching piercings. Seriously, love it. It's so much fun, although I do wish they were busier so there'd be more business and I could go on the clock as a sales associate and actually make some fucking money. Yargh.
Ooh and I have pictures of hanging out at Peabody's with Jayde and unfound. Unfortunately, I am in them. Why is it people seem to be under the impression that you have to be photogenic in order to be paid to have pictures taken of you?
Okay and last shot at getting the first copy of Boink magazine without having to buy a $20 subscription. It features yours truly in the buff with a 7 foot reptile. I don't know what more you could possibly want, but odds are you won't get it. Anyway, if you're interested, check out the website, and I'd encourage you to buy a subscription for $20 for all four issues because the folks who are running the whole thing are really awesome people, but if you're ready to fork out that kind of dough, you can Paypal $5 plus a buck for shipping and handling to me at digitalwatchenthusiast@hotmail.com, and also send me an email at the same address with "BOINK" as the subject and include the address where you want it mailed, and if you want me to sign it or include strands of my hair or whatever the fuck it is you creepy stalker types get off on, just let me know.
Just kidding.
Oh, and if you don't have Paypal, email me and we can work something out, but I'd reaalllly prefer Paypal on this one.
So yeah! Do it folks!!
The power of Fenchurch's massively dilated pupil compels you!!!
Actually, I don't know why I'm pushing this so much...I'm not making any profit, and it's kind of a pain in the ass because the guy is doing me a favor by letting me order them individually and then ship them out to you guys. It must have something to do with the heady excitement of fame. Or something.
Anyway, um, what else? I've been away for a while what with the North Carolina and the busy and whatnot. More in-depth entry tomorrow or Saturday because my fucking fingers feel like they're about to freeze off.
Garth, that was a haiku.
But the good news is I finally started my piercing apprenticeship today!! I'm so excited. And you know what? I just can't hide it. You see, I know, I know, I know I want to poke holes in you. But yeah I totally blacked out while watching my first piercing this morning. It was ridiculous. Fortunately George, the guy who's apprenticing me, worked with me a lot over the summer and knows that I'm a badass motherfucker and that I've watched/gotten a lot of piercings before, and believed me that this kid's fucking earlobe piercing had nothing to do with it, but it was still kind of humiliating. I hadn't had time for enough breakfast I guess, and I'd been feeling kind of sick/dizzy earlier, but was trying to wait for this chick who was supposed to be coming back to get her tongue pierced before I went to grab a bite to eat. So yeah, I'm standing in the piercing room while he preps this kid's ear, and I started kind of seeing spots, but I was trying to wait until he finisned the piercing so I wouldn't have to leave the room in the middle of it, and I made it until he put the jewelry through, but by then my vision had gone completely black and my hearing was starting to go and I was feeling like I was about to collapse, so I kind of mumbled "I gotta go sit down" and stumbled out of the room, sort of fell into a seated position in the adjacent doorway, and didn't really know what was happening for about a minute, but it sounded like I was hitting the making the door shake or something, and then I felt all right again, sat down in the chair in the back office, had some juice, went to get some lunch, and everything after that was just fine. Business was pretty slow so there wasn't too much going on piercing-wise, but I did get to see a tongue webbing get pierced! That was one I hadn't seen before, so that was exciting. I love watching piercings. Seriously, love it. It's so much fun, although I do wish they were busier so there'd be more business and I could go on the clock as a sales associate and actually make some fucking money. Yargh.
Ooh and I have pictures of hanging out at Peabody's with Jayde and unfound. Unfortunately, I am in them. Why is it people seem to be under the impression that you have to be photogenic in order to be paid to have pictures taken of you?
Okay and last shot at getting the first copy of Boink magazine without having to buy a $20 subscription. It features yours truly in the buff with a 7 foot reptile. I don't know what more you could possibly want, but odds are you won't get it. Anyway, if you're interested, check out the website, and I'd encourage you to buy a subscription for $20 for all four issues because the folks who are running the whole thing are really awesome people, but if you're ready to fork out that kind of dough, you can Paypal $5 plus a buck for shipping and handling to me at digitalwatchenthusiast@hotmail.com, and also send me an email at the same address with "BOINK" as the subject and include the address where you want it mailed, and if you want me to sign it or include strands of my hair or whatever the fuck it is you creepy stalker types get off on, just let me know.
Just kidding.
Oh, and if you don't have Paypal, email me and we can work something out, but I'd reaalllly prefer Paypal on this one.
So yeah! Do it folks!!
The power of Fenchurch's massively dilated pupil compels you!!!
Actually, I don't know why I'm pushing this so much...I'm not making any profit, and it's kind of a pain in the ass because the guy is doing me a favor by letting me order them individually and then ship them out to you guys. It must have something to do with the heady excitement of fame. Or something.
Anyway, um, what else? I've been away for a while what with the North Carolina and the busy and whatnot. More in-depth entry tomorrow or Saturday because my fucking fingers feel like they're about to freeze off.
Garth, that was a haiku.
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unfound:
um... hi... 
broadwaybee:
Dude. You TOTALLY have to pierce me. HAVE TO. 