Soooo last night was fun, got good and drunk. My friend and I made our way through most of a 24-pack and went out and stole a totally awesome sign that I saw earlier and really wanted (picture pending). Then we went by Wendy's and I ordered a 99 cent cheeseburger but was accidentally given a chicken strips combo meal!! They went to hand us the bag and the guy was like "do you want any sauce with your strips?" and Josh was like "uhh no" and I was like "drive bitch, drive!" Can you say about $3.79 of free food?! The Jew in me was very happy.
That's what she said!
HEY OOO!!!
Anyway today I had a wonderful talk with the lovely humberthumbert whom I miss very much, and who is finally getting her due for being a serial homewrecker
Yesterday I hit up the Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale. Ruled balls much? Why yes, it did. I bought a very nice garter belt for $10 and got about $250 worth of stuff for free. Seriously, they just gave it to me!! They were all, what?? You don't own a hot pink satin and black lace bra? How do you live?! Here take one of ours, no, really.
Such nice people.
So good times overall, even though I deeply miss this and this.
And now, ze pictures!
Umm....whoops!
This made me soooo happy...even if it was a bittersweet joy since I have yet to do this myself...
...but I am consoled by the ability to do cute things with my hair! So very consoled.
And now...the greatest (by which I mean most obnoxious) shirt in the world:
Liberated from a convenience store in Kalamazoo while I was at a writing seminar over the summer.
I just thought I ought to share it with you all.
Oh god.
It's so obnoxious.
And to conclude.........the greatest picture of all time:
That's what she said!
HEY OOO!!!
Anyway today I had a wonderful talk with the lovely humberthumbert whom I miss very much, and who is finally getting her due for being a serial homewrecker
Yesterday I hit up the Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale. Ruled balls much? Why yes, it did. I bought a very nice garter belt for $10 and got about $250 worth of stuff for free. Seriously, they just gave it to me!! They were all, what?? You don't own a hot pink satin and black lace bra? How do you live?! Here take one of ours, no, really.
Such nice people.
So good times overall, even though I deeply miss this and this.
And now, ze pictures!
Umm....whoops!
This made me soooo happy...even if it was a bittersweet joy since I have yet to do this myself...
...but I am consoled by the ability to do cute things with my hair! So very consoled.
And now...the greatest (by which I mean most obnoxious) shirt in the world:
Liberated from a convenience store in Kalamazoo while I was at a writing seminar over the summer.
I just thought I ought to share it with you all.
Oh god.
It's so obnoxious.
And to conclude.........the greatest picture of all time:
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Youve gots new hair color! Its peeerdy : D
eden1:
i cant believe it either...i have only been here for 3 years but it seems that every year just gets warmer and warmer. for now global warming is cool but im sure in the future i will be cursing it...(like this coming summer!) 