Okay...so I had planned to come on here and wallow some more about everything and everyone, but the new discovery that my dad's newly installed high speed internet (oh hell yeah) can be put to work for my laptop with no extra configuration is making it very, very difficult to be sad about anything. Okay, so that's a lie. Everytime I think about Jane I get this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach and my eyes start to fill with tears. Like, instantly. It's kind of amazing. But I talked to a friend online today for the first time in about a year (I had sort of intentionally estranged him for being a racist redneck asshole and unceasingly hitting on me ever since I made the mistake of having rebound sex with him once) and he invited me to his family's Christmas dinner. Sooo now I have something nice and warm and cozy to do then. After that I can go home to wallow in my loneliness and get good and drunk in time to watch The Hebrew Hammer uncut, unedited, and uncensored on Comedy Central at 1am. Can you say STOKED??!?!?! I can.
Anyway in honor of HIGH SPEED INTERNET (I have an orgasm every time I say that, actually) and MY NEW DIGITAL CAMERA (another orgasm), here are some pictures:
My first night back from NC my dad made me my ALL-TIME FAVORITE food, which fucking ruled and was an awesome surprise. And it was funny because my mom got all the silverware and cooking stuff when she moved out 4 years ago and my dad never really got around to replacing it beyond getting some thrift store silverware, so we had to crack it using pliers. It was cool.
Some of you may recall my IHOP adventure. Here's PROOF I was there. Dammit.
Drew696 also sent me supposedly the World's Best Cheesecake off my wishlist. He is getting an AWESOME pillow and you'd better believe it:
It's kind of disappointingly tiny, but I don't hold Drew responsible for that. I blame David Glass.
Anyway my dad left for California yesterday and my mom and grandparents were supposed to leave for South Carolina yesterday as well, but after I got up bright and early to drive them to the airport we learned their plane had been cancelled, so they rescheduled for today and they took us out to dinner which was loverly. And I actually got dressed up! I can count on one hand the number of times in the past 3 weeks I've worn a skirt. The other one was the SGNC party.
Look how pissed off I am!! Jesus, can you tell I've been having a shitty couple of days or what? I wasn't even trying to look angry...I was just trying to take a picture of my hair.
So anyway I got up at 5:30am this morning to drive them all to the airport, and they made it there safely and whatnot. Here's me driving home from the airport at 6:30am on Christmas morning going about 25mph over the speed limit and blaring Electric 6.
So anyway I'm off to get ready for Christmas dinner, and possibly afterwards Josh will keep me company during my drunkening and we will end up with more great pictures like these from the last time we drank together:
Fucking classics.
Anyway in honor of HIGH SPEED INTERNET (I have an orgasm every time I say that, actually) and MY NEW DIGITAL CAMERA (another orgasm), here are some pictures:
My first night back from NC my dad made me my ALL-TIME FAVORITE food, which fucking ruled and was an awesome surprise. And it was funny because my mom got all the silverware and cooking stuff when she moved out 4 years ago and my dad never really got around to replacing it beyond getting some thrift store silverware, so we had to crack it using pliers. It was cool.
Some of you may recall my IHOP adventure. Here's PROOF I was there. Dammit.
Drew696 also sent me supposedly the World's Best Cheesecake off my wishlist. He is getting an AWESOME pillow and you'd better believe it:
It's kind of disappointingly tiny, but I don't hold Drew responsible for that. I blame David Glass.
Anyway my dad left for California yesterday and my mom and grandparents were supposed to leave for South Carolina yesterday as well, but after I got up bright and early to drive them to the airport we learned their plane had been cancelled, so they rescheduled for today and they took us out to dinner which was loverly. And I actually got dressed up! I can count on one hand the number of times in the past 3 weeks I've worn a skirt. The other one was the SGNC party.
Look how pissed off I am!! Jesus, can you tell I've been having a shitty couple of days or what? I wasn't even trying to look angry...I was just trying to take a picture of my hair.
So anyway I got up at 5:30am this morning to drive them all to the airport, and they made it there safely and whatnot. Here's me driving home from the airport at 6:30am on Christmas morning going about 25mph over the speed limit and blaring Electric 6.
So anyway I'm off to get ready for Christmas dinner, and possibly afterwards Josh will keep me company during my drunkening and we will end up with more great pictures like these from the last time we drank together:
Fucking classics.
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Yeah - high speed ... YAY.
And ... uh ... stuff.
High-Speed Internet Access makes me cream as well, and in fact I think from now on we need to call it High-Speed Internet Access(tm) whenever we talk about how awesome High-Speed Internet Access is.
Admission, I never stay at my parents' house, or any other house without High Speed Internet Access for any longer than I have to, for fear that chronic withdrawal symptoms will make me do things I might regret.
Don't judge me.
The expression on your face in that picture looks about the same as every picture I've ever taken. I think we've discussed this before but yeah, I can totally dig the expressionless-looks-like-I-want-you-to-die face.
I wish I could come up and keep ya company, or rather, I wish I had some sort of teleportation device that would allow me to do so without seeming horribly innappropriate and weird. Or, something. I'd totally even become a degenerate and booze it up; I'm in desperate need of a bad influence to set me awry and blame later for my sudden misdirection in life. Are you up to the challenge?
Anyhow, I imagine it'll get better with your boy coming soon and the funner holiday quickly approaching. At which point you're no longer required to keep your Electric Six to the confines of your car before dawn, this music was made to celebrate the New Year. I say so, because I am the Dance Commander, and I GIVE THE ORDER FOR FUN.
Ok, that's enough out of me. L'Chaim motherfucker!
[Edited on Dec 26, 2004 12:45AM]