Mom walks in, sees me sitting in chair with computer on lap. We've been home all of ten minutes, so I obviously haven't been on long. I was on for about 15 minutes earlier today, which she doesn't even know about.
Mom: (dead serious) Are you addicted to the internet?
Me: No
Mom: Alright. (leaves)
Weird. And hilarious.
Good thing she doesn't know how much time I spent online at school.
DUDE OH MAN THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH ALERT
To: Drew696
For: The album I'm sure you're all shocked I didn't already have:
Meanwhile, my pillow/wishlist purchase exchange is on once more for the holidays! That's right, you buy me something off my wishlist and I will personally make and send you a throw pillow featuring the SG of your choice! The old rules apply, the nicer the giftie the nicer (read: more detail, double-sided images, etc.) the pillow. And not to be greedy, but to balance out time/labor/shipping costs I am talking about things in the $15-$20 and up range. I also have a lot of free time right now while I wait around for my (damn stupid-ass motherfucking flaky as shit) job to get back to me on when I'm going to start, so I am in the market for care package exchanges. WTF_Sammich just received his today 
I'm currently working on one for the lovely Erica. Idle hands are the devil's playground.
Speaking of the devil's playground, Happy Holidays!! Here's some year old blurry uber-soft-core lesbian porn! Just like mom used to make!
Happy holidays boys and girls! All the best to you and yours!
Both my parents are going out of town and my best friend's boyfriend has dibs on her holiday free time, so I will probably spend this Christmas getting wasted in the back of my friends' van, unless they've found a new apartment yet. Just the way I like it.
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PS - Here's a picture of me with my first real appletini at an end of term room party. Having an appletini was one of my long-time wishes. It really makes you feel every bit as much like a gay man in NYC as the media would have you believe. Especially by your third or fourth.
So my IT tutor wants us to read the Hitch Hikers trilogy over christmas
and i spend far too much time on the internet in term time, but as long as you're working hard it's a good thing right?
Thanks for the "happy birthday"