fenchurch

Siv
Poison
Bailey
Mle
April
Sid
Fetish
Barclay
Scarlett
James
Rocket
Fallacy

Granny
BuckyKatt666
minimalism
decerto
KipFatal
Katie1
hedgehog

And I know Im forgetting some people, so if I forgot you, come yell at me!

Anyway many thanks to everyone who came out and made it such a great night! Especially you big spenders out there who tipped your friendly neighborhood Tip Girls, Mle and myself. All the ladies worked their asses off for them, and they were appreciated! The ladies all were amazing of course!! I had a boner the size of Milwaukee. You are impressed.

First and foremost, Bailey is amazing, and Im not just talking about her kick ass performances. She pulled the entire thing together and made it all happen. Long story short: she rocks.

Finally got to see my good buddy KipFatal, even if he was too drunk to remember most of it. WORD UP TO THE 757!
That will still be funny when were 80.

I got to meet Siv and Poison!!! They gave me hugs They are both every bit as amazing as I thought they were, and more. And I have pictures of their boobies. Life is good. Mle also rocked my socks off. She was sick and still kept her energy going through the roof, it was truly inspiring. And she took her clothes off and rolled around in baby oil.

Granny is too fuckin adorable, minimalism is an all around awesome dude, and invited me to NYC events which I am definitely psyched about. Katie1 is fucking hot as hell fo shizzle. I want to start doing cool of the day dealies in my journal a la MistakesMade, if I ever get around to it. Anyway for now well say Katie1 = Hot Member of the Day Award.

A very apologetically neglected shout-out to Barclay who took a buttload of awesome pictures, including all of the ones in the second half of this entry! Plus her box strip was adorable and creative.

Every single girl I got to meet was so fucking awesome!! I love all you guys.

Friday Night: Got about 3 hours of sleep sharing the two tiny twin beds in my dorm with 4 other people and several cans of Budweiser.

Saturday: Left bright and early so I could get to the Boink photoshoot by 12:30pm. Made it with time to spare, the shoot went amazingly well! I had so much fun, and they said they really enjoyed working with me, which was nice. The pictures look fantastic, definitely awesome portfolio-building material. Id really love to do more print modeling. I got paid (how lovely) and Im getting a disc with the pictures in the mail sometime in the next few days. Cant. Fuckin. Wait. So yeah, everybody in the Boston area be sure to pick up a copy of Boink magazine at Boston University when it comes out in January. Ill remind you then, dont worry They invited me down for the release party, and I really wish I could go, but Ill be back in ol VA. Oh well.

So after the shoot my friends dropped me off on the dark, abandoned street in downtown Worcester around 5:30pm, but there was a note on the Lucky Dog door saying Ladies back at 6. It was freezing cold and kind of sketchy, so I found this open door next to the club that went in to this weird old empty apartment building, so I hung out in the stairwell of it for a while needing to pee like the dickens. Eventually I ventured out in search of plumbing, and eventually ran into James and co. in a pizza place and chilled with them until everyone came back, at which point we all hung around together freezing our collective ass off for another half hour or so while I did the pee dance like mad until they finally let us back into the club (oh and it turned out their was a bathroom in the pizza place after all. Im retarded).

Saturday Night:
KipFatal and I left with Johnny and followed him to this party since we were going to be crashing at his frat later, but I was exhausted and Kip was wasted, so we curled up in the corner and slept on the floor until he was ready to go, then we crashed on the sofa in the frat under a pile of peoples coats since there werent any blankets. And apparently I snored, which is weird because I dont normally snore, and I wasnt /that/ drunk.

Sunday
Woke up around 11:30am and headed back to Boston for the SG Boston brunch, which turned out to be very small, but fun. I ate delicious greasy bar breakfast food and watched bowling and a tractor pull on the TVs. I didnt have a ride back to Vermont, so I was asking (the only 4) other people at the SG Boston brunch this morning, but of course no one was even heading vaguely North, so I eventually ended up taking a $45 bus to Williamstown and managed to reach friends at school to pick me up there.

And here I am.
And I still have tape on my nipples.
I should take care of that.
And probably shower. I think I got frat on myself.

The show went wonderfully, everyone was all kinds of awesome, hot, and naked. I got to be a tip girl, and got to go up onstage and Bailey introduced me as Limbo Girl of the Evening and then introduced everyone to my boobies:

Whoo onstage:



Whoo boobies:



Whoo, I have no fucking idea why Im gesturing at my head:




Oh and I found a picture in my_name_is_Keiths folder of me tipgirling, but I look kind of retarded. Okay, really retarded. For some reason it /really/ reminds me of a screen shot in the Sims:



And I got to go up in the finale and take my clothes off and dance around to Talk Dirty to Me with all the lovely ladies. And apparently Im the first SG from Vermontanyone know if this is true/false?

Funniest drunk hitting on/encounter of the night: This really drunk guy was like youre reaalllly cute and asked me my name and I was like Fenchurch! And I had to repeat it for him about 10 times because it was very loud and he was very drunk, and he was like okay, Ill be screaming it later, and I couldnt tell if he if he was coming onto me (some confused drunken version of Hey baby remember my name cuz youll be screaming it later) or meant hed look for me -- trust me, it was more ambiguous than it sounds. Later on I hear at one point from across the room FENCHA! FENCHA!! Hahaha.

My half full water bottle of vodka kept me at a pleasant level of inebriation throughout the course of the evening, and possibly goes a little bit of the way towards explaining why I probably look retarded in most of the pictures. That and I tend to look retarded in pictures. Bet you cant wait to see my set now.

Wow, I love how I've mentioned how retarded I often look/am about 20 times in this entry, and now found these pictures which totally illustrate my point. You wouldn't think I'd enjoy posting terrible pictures of myself so much, but I do! Funny, that.
I don't know what I'm laughing at here, but I hope it's as funny as I seem to think it is:


Mle just looks pissed.

In this one I'm just confused beyond all belief:



Wow, there's even one that looks like I'm grabbing my crotch, even though I'm really just adjusting my garters (I think......)



Okay, I think this is ridiculously long enough already. Oh! Last thingKipFatal and I are totally taking a roadtrip to Kentucky this December to see his uncle, Poison, Melly, and Maddy!! Can you say hot multi-girl action?? Helllll yeah

(see, Im starting on it already!)

Oil wrestling is HOT.









So are women. Specifically Suicide Girls.

So is seeing TheAngus in 2 fucking days!