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fenchurch

Holly Hill, SC

SG Since 2004

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Saturday Nov 06, 2004

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***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT***

If you want to see your favorite limbo girl fatten up like a Christmas ham, buy her lots of food off her wishlist.

She will tell you in explicit, graphic, sexy detail about exactly how she prepared those venison burgers.

Mmmmm yeah.







Ugh.....okay I had a bit too much tequila last night, in case anyone didn't notice...crashed into my room around 3am (I think?), made a bit of a mess, and slept until 5pm, waking up every hour or two to vomit into the plastic bag I keep hanging by my bed since I'm too lazy to get a trash can.


Needless to say my room REALLY needs cleaning now...



QOTD:
i/m so drunmk it's manarrasinmgo





Oh man my head is killing me, seriously, and I went to make some Easy Mac but our microwave is broken so I had to cook it on the stovetop so of course it's not very good.


Bleh.






Oh PS - If anyone knows what I meant by this:

"NOT IRONIC 1S AT ALL"

...please let me know.


PPS - This is too funny not to post at the expense of my own dignity.

Three comments I left last night for TheAngus, as far as we can tell without any prompting (i.e. "I bet they did".....what?)

Fenchurch said on November 06, 2004 03:22 AM
I bey htey did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuz I' ddddddddrun

WOw! I be tyou'd nevr ewoul'd ve gueeseed! (I bet thi is rudifiulous!




Fenchurch said on November 06, 2004 03:22 AM
oI wih you sere wonline iright niwo! why aren' you? that's sillu/



oi just snorted beacuse you'reno t lin.e

i hope youre phappyq



Fenchurch said on November 06, 2004 03:23 AM
wlw i/m so drunmk it's manarrasinmgo
i''ll probably be embnarsassed tomorrwo

but ritht not now it's nus tmufunny

o0h my hod!! i can't tyope at all@!!






Ohhh yeah, now I'm watching Wayne's World, so you know life is good. I have spent a total of 30 minutes out of my bed today. I plan to continue the trend.

VIEW 25 of 42 COMMENTS
iris1:
Your name is very cool. There's a place in London called Fenchurch Street and it's on the monopoly board...just reminded me of that smile
Nov 7, 2004
worlds:
Oh yeah i forgot I was part of MoveOn, i was going to MENSA until i found out you have to pay. What do you do besides sita round and talk about how smart you are? I really just wanted the card blush
Nov 7, 2004

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