Okay, Solaris is my new bff, for serious.
Message of the Day:
< /Bush >
Anyway the party last night was pretty good, got drunk, but not /too/ drunk, which is probably best because my room is a fucking MESS and I have a lot of homework.
(PS - back one entry for drunken, caps lock, journal fun.)
Anyway my costume was a dinosaur. In a miniskirt. Don't ask why. Somehow the only picture of my costume last night that I ended up with is me drunk on the toilet (check out mah tail!):
So here's an artist's rendering of what the whole thing looked like:
Hopefully I'll be able to get a better picture when I wear it to dinner tonight...
The Victoria's Secret Christmas catalogue came in the mail the other day...I love this opening passage:
"to celebrate the season of sexy, we packed our pages with gifts that are the essence of dreams...the stepping stones to fantasy. Take your time, let your mind wander and discover everything you need to make your holiday dreams come true."
Okay,
a.) Since when is Christmas the "season of sexy"? I am not even going to make a Santa joke here.
and
b.) Where where where can I get paid to write for them please??
[Edited to add: HO-LEE SHIT some of the stuff in the new catalogue is fucking AMAZING. Oh my god. They really went all out, it's insane! I....want.....everything....
Except the Heavenly 70 Fantasy Bra - $10,000,000. Jesus Christ. Why why why would you buy this instead of your own small country or 50,000 Maine lobsters? If I'm spending 10 mil on a bra it had better have some fucking rocket launchers in it.
Oh and also, I hate Tyra Banks' face.
And my favorite VS model is looking as bodacious and babely as ever.]
***Whoo! I finally reached 1000 comments today! Exciting...***
Question of the Day
If you had $10,000,000 to blow on a bra, what kind of bra would you expect for that kind of scratch?
Message of the Day:
< /Bush >
Anyway the party last night was pretty good, got drunk, but not /too/ drunk, which is probably best because my room is a fucking MESS and I have a lot of homework.

(PS - back one entry for drunken, caps lock, journal fun.)
Anyway my costume was a dinosaur. In a miniskirt. Don't ask why. Somehow the only picture of my costume last night that I ended up with is me drunk on the toilet (check out mah tail!):

So here's an artist's rendering of what the whole thing looked like:

Hopefully I'll be able to get a better picture when I wear it to dinner tonight...
The Victoria's Secret Christmas catalogue came in the mail the other day...I love this opening passage:
"to celebrate the season of sexy, we packed our pages with gifts that are the essence of dreams...the stepping stones to fantasy. Take your time, let your mind wander and discover everything you need to make your holiday dreams come true."
Okay,
a.) Since when is Christmas the "season of sexy"? I am not even going to make a Santa joke here.
and
b.) Where where where can I get paid to write for them please??
[Edited to add: HO-LEE SHIT some of the stuff in the new catalogue is fucking AMAZING. Oh my god. They really went all out, it's insane! I....want.....everything....

Except the Heavenly 70 Fantasy Bra - $10,000,000. Jesus Christ. Why why why would you buy this instead of your own small country or 50,000 Maine lobsters? If I'm spending 10 mil on a bra it had better have some fucking rocket launchers in it.
Oh and also, I hate Tyra Banks' face.
And my favorite VS model is looking as bodacious and babely as ever.]
***Whoo! I finally reached 1000 comments today! Exciting...***
Question of the Day
If you had $10,000,000 to blow on a bra, what kind of bra would you expect for that kind of scratch?
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(A) I love your SG name. Dunno why, it just has a nice ring to it.
(B) I love your facial piercings.
and (C) I can't wait to see your set.
Have a great day!! xoxo
that's a pricey bra.