I uhh got really really drunk Friday night with this guy and his gal:
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and was 3 hours late to work then had to skip out early on my shift at job #1 cuz I kept running to the bathroom to vomit, and then I called in sick at job #2. I was supposed to work about 17 hours straight Saturday between my two jobs.
Total number of hours worked: about 2 1/2.
I am the worst employee EVER it's awesome.
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and was 3 hours late to work then had to skip out early on my shift at job #1 cuz I kept running to the bathroom to vomit, and then I called in sick at job #2. I was supposed to work about 17 hours straight Saturday between my two jobs.
Total number of hours worked: about 2 1/2.
I am the worst employee EVER it's awesome.
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And don't pout. Or at least not without me there to photodocument it. You're so damn cute when you pout.
-p-s-
capitalization to eschew confusion.
all is well.
You should have known better anyway. The orgy with ian and sam isnt until classes start. DUH!