fenchurch

Went to Target today and got some orgizational shtuff. I was assembling it and didn't want to walk all the way downstairs for a screwdriver, so I put it about 15% together with a pair of toenail clippers. Then I walked my ass downstairs for a Phillips head. But I still rule.


Also, once, I broke out of a closet someone had locked me in by unscrewing the door handle with a dime I found on the floor.


I am MacGuyver, motherfucker.