female_trouble

ohhh i'm so unusually hyper on this halloween-eve, just got home from a several hour pilgrimage for a police officer hat to complete my costume. oh. my. god. i went everywhere- walmart, kmart, the mall, the party store, the toy store, the halloween store, and EVERYONE is out with their kids shopping for a costume. shit is thrown everywhere, kids are running, i can't fucking...
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I wish I had more time to sit and peruse this site and write in people's journals... so many nice folks on here that I would love to communicate with. Please forgive me for being negligent in my responses sometimes.
But anyway, I'm anxiously awaiting my Strongbad hoodie which is currently on its way to my house... and... the SG burlesque tour? Whee! I'm down...
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i just discovered www.homestarrunner.com this weekend on a hungover sunday afternoon. omfg, this is my new favorite thing in the world (of course i have dialup like a chump so it takes forever for everything to load) i especially like the halloween ones.... the one where he mentions "witches brew" like 9000 times, omg, lol!
its funny, i was thinking today that i'd love a...
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pft. thats all i have to say. work kinda sucked today- one of the drawbacks about working with all women is that things can get a little bitchy from time to time... a little hormonal even? there was a bit of that going on, and i am not excluding myself in any way... i'm been cramping and feeling depressed for almost a week now, and...
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bleh.. back to work tomorrow, after a week's vacation. thats never fun. it was a good vacation, rather productive in getting maintenence-type stuff done, but don't worry- of course some partying took place. i also more sex in a 24 hour period than i've ever had in my life, with my new boyfriend-type. pretty rad! in other good news, i got approved for a small...
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happy almost-friday. i had an eight hour training today instead of having work, which in a way is nice. even though they're often boring, stupid, and annoying- frequent getting together in a group to do a little assignment and report back to the group- i hated doing it in highschool and i hate it now... but still, at least i'm not at work. i can...
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i need help with a good money-making scheme, or perhaps something less devious- some kind of debt management, personal loan/line of credit for someone with less than sparkling credit... i'm totally overwhelmed by my financial problems these days. i applied for one credit card through my bank and was denied.. sigh.. anyone have any ideas? its so hard to get a handle on past debts...
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i'd now like to quote the fabulous lunachicks, who, in the song "2 Bad 4 U" have said it more perfectly than i ever could.

It won't take long for me to forget
all the times you made me so WET
Sometimes my finger is all that I need,
and your hand is all yer gonna GET!!!

new guy turned out to be a-ok. we had a very nice time, and he even spent the night. but now im throwing up all morning... damn you vodka

i have a date with a new boy this weekend, someone from the internet. so far, he's passed all the preliminaries with flying colors and i'm sure we'll have a great time. altho, i'm 99% sure that i won't have sex with him because i have my period. not actual intercourse anyway. we'll see. i mean, whaddya think about sex on the first date, or...
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"a game is an ongoing series of complementary ulterior transactions progressing to a well-defined, predictable outcome. descriptively it is ia recurring set of transactions, often repetitious, superficially plausible, with a concealed motivation; or, more colloquially, a series of moves with a snare, or "gimmick"... every game is basically dishonest, and the outcome has a dramatic, as distinct from merely exciting, quality."
**definition by eric berne,...
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i'm back, baby.... back to "normal" anyway, if you wanna call it that, after picking up a stomach virus at work (daycare center- enough said) and was miserable for days i cautiously approached a return to drinking vodka the other night, which was met with much success and me and my friend getting slightly drunk and talking about sleeping in the wet spot really loud...
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