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felynx

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How to Piss off a Photographer and be a Shitty Model

Feb 26, 2014
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I made these a while ago and thought it would be appropriate for this weeks theme! Being unaware of what to do with your body and face makes the photographers job really hard and mean you might not get a good photo! Heres some tips so you don't look like a retarded donkey:

1. If you're posing with your arms pressed against your body, never hold them against your body too much because it could mean the difference between a slender arm and a fat arm.

2. Whatever face you're doing, it has to look natural. Don't tense your lips too much. Don't widen your eyes too much, and don't lift your eyebrows too much.

3. Hold in that stomach woman.

4. 3/4 shots work really well if you're leaning or at an angle. It creates a beautiful curve when you press your knees together (or cross them) and arch your back.

5. Always be at least half facing the light.

6. Change your poses in small increments before you move on to something different.

7. Create shapes with your arms and always remember do something with your hands.

8. For a slimmer waist, stand with your hips slightly sideways and your torso twisted towards the photographer.

9. Try not to hide your neck under your shoulder

Thats all I can think of for now!

VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
daff:
hahahahahaha! <3
Mar 1, 2014
exkyu:
These are great tips. I hope you don't mind if I steal some of them!
Jul 12, 2014

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