I AM ABOUT TO GO DANCE WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND ONLY MY BEST FRIEND ALL NIGHT LONG. IF A DICK (THE BODY PART) EVEN COMES NEAR MY VA-J OR ASS I WILL KICK IT WITH MY STILETTO.
I WILL BE DANCING TO THE SONG DIVA, I WILL NOT BE DANCING TO THE SONG STANKY LEG.
I WILL BE WEARING A SKIN TIGHT BLACK DRESS... Read More
I really feel like posting song lyrics. But I won't be that person. I have your birthday present, your Christmas present, I even bought you something for Valentine's Day. What am I to do with all this? Give it to the next heart breaker that waltzes into my life?
Here's the thing: my life is just too incredible for words sometimes. This past week has been just incredible. Christmas brought a whole new magic back to my life, it made me realize that not everything has lost its sparkle and shine and that sometimes things do happen for a reason.
But more than all that vague bullshit, I've been able to hang out with... Read More
Shit is crazy. My best friend from college is in town and will be here until Monday. My ex is back in town for three weeks and wants to see me tonight. I am obligated to go to a party every night this weekend. A holiday party, a graduation party, and basically a high school reunion sleepover. I don't get paid again until the 23rd... Read More
I'll be available from Dec 24-Dec 31, more or less. Get in touch when you're free.
There's not an iPhone app for it yet, but what you're talking about is basically a text message version of Mail Goggles, so I'm sure we're not far behind for the text messaging version.
I hope it's 57 degrees when I'm there so I can hit the skate park.
There is an application that keeps you from making calls I think. It makes you answer some questions, but you should see about an alcohol body percentage text blocker!
50 cent PBRs + Gretch + Jess + Bebe + Sammygirl + the most beautiful boy to walk the face of this earth = the night ahead of me. This is what we call, OTP. Also I will be singing this...KARAOKE style, by...MYSELF!!
This video really freaks me out, p.s.
EDIT: The PBRs were $1, it was fucking COLD, a bunch of guys were being... Read More
Having a gameplan going forward is a good idea. Just be careful not to get discouraged if you don't strictly adhere to it.
I have no doubt you'll come through this stronger than before.