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Thursday Jul 10, 2008

Jul 10, 2008
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fuck yes. how do you lose weight working a bakery? i know how. work at one that's all organic and also sometimes vegan and also makes you walk a mile to dump all compostable items in the compost bin! yayy

is Mr. Boston a joke?? that's what i've been wondering today.

so if you talked to me yesterday after my first real long work day in a long time, you'll know that i was bitching about being so sore. well i thought i'd just browse craigslist and see if anyone was giving away free massages. well, they WERE! i actually found one that was worth looking into, but then i saw the word tantric. now, i'm not very familiar with said tantric practices, so i decided to look up what this guy said he did. just ummm google search yoni massage. CREEP. or well maybe someone was down to go to some guys house and let him give one of those. not this girl. EEK.

one of my life's dreams is to have someone write about me on missed connections, not gonna lie.

listening to chromeo, i know it's old but it just puts me in the mood for any and everything. i want a synth with a set of legs attached!!!

shower time. then maybe more craigslisting?? maybe i'll respond to some of the missed connections. like THIS ONE!

http://louisville.craigslist.org/cas/749924109.html
... i don't think that he knew what casual encounters means.
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xbradx:
how do i lose weight working as a middle aged pizza deliver boy, oh that's right, i don't, lol. i'm actually under doctor's orders not to eat any more pizza because i guess putting on about 80 lbs inthe last 5 years or so isn't "healthy" or some such nonsense. oink

and ok, if i can actually write a decent song again someday, i'll try to work you in there somewhere tongue
Jul 10, 2008
lanemeyer:
At least he spelled motorcycle right. Looks like a keeper to me.
Jul 10, 2008

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