fellinibird

here are some things that are fucking lame:

Grizzly Bear is playing in Louisville the day after I see them at Lolla, of course, in a much more intimate venue.
-If you've never listened to their cover of "He Hit Me" then I'm not sure what the hell you're waiting for.

I yearn for someone who lives in London.

My boobs are the only things that get me anywhere in this world. Maybe my brain on occasion does some work as well, I'm not sure. Lately it's just been boobs.



here are some things that are fucking awesome:

Molly has doubled in size since I got her. I've had her a little over two weeks now. She can walk up stairs alone now. This makes my life much easier.

Guys in Louisville have no clue. This makes them easy to handle as well as shrug off.

I chose to leave Fuzion and go to a hip hop club over staying at hipster central last Friday. Dancing was much more fun and people weren't constantly inspecting my outfit. Even though I did have some kick ass heels on. Everyone from all over loved the heels. That was the highlight of my weekend.

My iPhone was on my bedside table all along. HAHAHAHAHA i mean it was face down in a white case on a piece of white furniture, you do the math. Fucking camo, man.



I'll leave you with this:

I've had a few occasions in bars where Sweet Caroline comes on, and some random table with all girls bludgeon the song to death. It always seems to be a group who are looking for dudes, and they never seem to end up leaving with dudes. Perhaps it's time for Plan B.