Right.
Bloody right.
Bloody damn right.
Im updating, and may I speed to hell with hair flying in the wind if I dont post this entry tonight. Oh, wait, you can see my nipples online Im going to hell anyway! But because I love you all Ill still update. Satan owes me one.
Since the last time I filled you in Ive gone through a lot of changes. Some good, some bad.
Gone:
1) The girl who bent me into strange shapes is gone from my life (so anyone who fancies doing same can come keep me bruised at night).
2) The university course which pissed me and any remaining creativity I may have harboured allusions to off is also gone from my life.
3) The car which I paid too much for only to watch it break down bit by bit is gone via my running it into the back of another, and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!
Arrived:
1) The merry world of a single girl, and all other girls of dubious moral persuasion. Mmm, boobs
2) A lot more hours at work, and the happy amounts of cash thereof.
3) A new car, which Ill be picking up this Thursday.
4) A Personal Trainer, and gym membership; see 2.
5) My audition for the SuicideGirls UK Tour, which happens in July and makes me all squeakified and very much in attendance of 4.
That is all.
Fun Felidae Fact: I had the most random of delicious dreams the other night, featuring myself, Stormy, and a skanky club bathroom cubicle. I woke up and spent a very, very long time in the shower afterwards. All good.
Bloody right.
Bloody damn right.
Im updating, and may I speed to hell with hair flying in the wind if I dont post this entry tonight. Oh, wait, you can see my nipples online Im going to hell anyway! But because I love you all Ill still update. Satan owes me one.
Since the last time I filled you in Ive gone through a lot of changes. Some good, some bad.
Gone:
1) The girl who bent me into strange shapes is gone from my life (so anyone who fancies doing same can come keep me bruised at night).
2) The university course which pissed me and any remaining creativity I may have harboured allusions to off is also gone from my life.
3) The car which I paid too much for only to watch it break down bit by bit is gone via my running it into the back of another, and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!
Arrived:
1) The merry world of a single girl, and all other girls of dubious moral persuasion. Mmm, boobs
2) A lot more hours at work, and the happy amounts of cash thereof.
3) A new car, which Ill be picking up this Thursday.
4) A Personal Trainer, and gym membership; see 2.
5) My audition for the SuicideGirls UK Tour, which happens in July and makes me all squeakified and very much in attendance of 4.
That is all.
Fun Felidae Fact: I had the most random of delicious dreams the other night, featuring myself, Stormy, and a skanky club bathroom cubicle. I woke up and spent a very, very long time in the shower afterwards. All good.
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Good luck with the audition x