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It's Almost A Wet Dream...But Stupid


My Mother and I had a huge argument earlier about, of all things, pyjamas. As is her wont at any given hour of the day she barged into my bedroom and accused me of wearing daywear in bed. I was quite calmly reclined in my tiny black pyjama shirt, which I pointed out had "snooze" written down the front. Truth be told she was half right because I was lying on the bed in my jeans. But we squabbled anyway and she slammed shut the curtains before demanding I take off what I was wearing and hurling them at the washbasket. In retaliation I then waited 'til she was out the room, smacked the light on again, flung open the curtains and jumped up and down in my nude for a minute or so. Given that this was at ass o clock at night I doubt anyone would have seen me, but it felt deeply worthwhile.

Fun Felidae Fact: I do actually sleep with my curtains open and during the Summer in my nude. Also, if my Mother knocks my plants over one more time with the aforementioned curtains I'm going to fling one at her.