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Sunday Jul 09, 2006

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Ode to safety

Oh thank you Mr/Ms/Rev TSA person, for breaking the zipper on my suitcase. I feel oh so very much safer to know that you, honorable one, a person whose job it is to open and close suitcases, can not re-zip my suitcase without catching a huge clump of plastic bag in the zipper, thus rendering it broken.

And thanks too for rifling through my dirty underwear. Though, you should have left me at least a few dollars paperclipped to your very helpful "we opened your bag (for your own safety)" card. Not really kidding, here, either.
velocity:
That's most of the reason I never check a bag when I travel. I can pack an insane amount of stuff into a carry-on.
Jul 9, 2006
nullarelicta:
Ugh.

Well, welcome back, at any rate.
Jul 10, 2006

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