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i have deemed myself the coolest fucking person in the world for these simple reasons.....

1. i eat my ramen noodles with chopsticks

2. i watch The Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy religously

3. i know the complete lyrics to the song Killer Tofu by The Beets from the old nick cartoon DOUG

4. i wear emo glasses... and we all know that wearing those is like looking at life in Widescreen

5. MUKAKA ROCKA if you know where this is from then you just might be as cool as me

6. i have some of the greatest people in my life

7. i can chew my gum, twirl my hair, talk, walk, and spit ALL at the same time!!!!

8. i have AWESOME fucking tits

9. im not ashamed to admit that yes i poop... and im a girl!!!!

10. and this very gross yet commical cartoon explaining how to hunt a deer... close your eyes vegans... http://www.hunting.net/staticpages/staticpage_detail.aspx?id=255



so there you go! this is why i have deemed myself the coolest fucking person alive... and to be honest with you... i have no clue why i made this entry... i guess because of sheer boredum... i dunno... but i felt that it was very necessary......


i have also deemed it necessary to post a few pics from The Grim Adventuers Of Billy & Mandy along with some songs from episodes that were funny as hell... so enjoy... or i will hate you all forever, lol.
(and keep in mind... im soooooo fucking bored right now!!)








and here are the lyrics to some songs from KICK ASS episodes...

Episode 60 The Keeper Of The Reaper

Billy:
Please vote me the Keeper of the Reaper!
I wanna be the Keeper of the Reaper!
His skiny white bones are mine to own, to do with as I see fit.
Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit.
Mandy:
I disagree about the Keeper of the Reaper!
It should be me who's the Keeper of the Reaper.
Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy who can't even tie his shoes!
If Billy wins then we all surely lose.
Grim:
Don't I get a say in the Keeper of the Reaper?
I'll make you all pay for the Keeper of the Reaper!
All my rage is bound up in this cage, held back by these iron bars--
I'll never get rid of the mental scars.
Judge Roy Spleen:
I don't care who's the Keeper of the Reaper!
I'm losing my hair over Keeper of the Reaper!
A mountain of stress is crushing my chest, I'm going blind in one eye--
And it's all because of that stupid guy!
Billy: Time to make you ill, old-school style!
Grim is the corner in my square
Mandy: Grim's the chocolate in my eclair
Billy: Grim is the freshener in my air
Mandy: Grim's the conditioner in my hair
Billy: Grim is the picnic in my bear
Mandy: Grim is the cushion in my chair
Billy: Grim is the renaissance in my fair
Mandy: Grim is the anger in my stare
Billy: Grim is the stain in my underwear
Mandy: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there!

All together:
We all need the Keeper of the Reaper,
I want to see the Keeper of the Reaper.
Grim: All this singing is driving me nuts
Fred: I just want some nachos...
Chorus: Why not just cut Grim in half?
Judge Spleen: My ulcer's eating up my guts
Fred: How I miss my nachos...
Chorus: That would be a real good laugh!
Mandy: I totally hate that we have to debate
Billy: That whether it's me or you
All: It's obvious to everyone here
It's obvious to everyone here
It's obvious to everyone that
Fred: I have make poo poo

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59A. Billy Ocean

Welcome to the sea, where everything is free
but don't you ever think about escaping because
Under the ocean
Under the ocean
Where everything's wetta (wetter)
and it sure beats the ghetta (ghetto)
So try to behave
or you'll rot in a grave
of water and salt
and it'll all be your fault.
So take it from me
your crustacean M.C.
don't drink the water 'cuz it's full of fish pee.
So don't bring no drama
Leave that for your mama
Come, ah (this word could be 'comma' for all I know)
Chillin' in the Bahamas
Ridin' a lama
Sweatin' in a sauna
while eatin' a banana
Billy:
eh, I don't wanna (and he eats the crab)

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episode 58 Christmas Special

We're off!
Yes, we're off!
We're off to save Christmas!
Off to save Christmas!
And it's cold.
Super cold!
Because we forgot our jackets.
Yes, we forgot to bring our jackets.
So we'll freeze!
And we're lost!
Oh so lost!
And we cannot feel our fingers!
Yes, we cannot feel our fingers!
And.... * Mandy cuts them off. *

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episode 57 The Prank Call

The Endsville we all love was just a fluke
We have tentacles, sharp teeth,
And great big gills,
But the sushi in this town all tastes like puke.
It looks like it's Endsville for Endsville
The Endsville folk have really lost the fight
We have sunk into some
Weird amebic ooze
So, flush it down and don't forget to wipe.
(toilet flushes)


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oh and on a totally random note... i SOOOOOOOOO want a job at a porn shop... so tomorrow im going out porn shop hopping to look for a job at porn shops... and im takeing jacklyn and she will be my lesbian lover for the day and protect me from creepy rednecks that would try to rape me cause im alone... HAHAHAH TOUGH LUCK REDNECKS!!!! CANT GET ME NOW!!!!!!!