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hm.. well after im done writing this im going to go download my new picture of my tattoo. its starting to peel now so it aint looking so good. hm... i really dont want to go to classes tomorrow. i found a little joke for you that made me laugh.

This man goes to the doctor complaining with elbow pain. The doctor tells him ok, i need a urine sample to test. The man complies, and the doctor takes the cup to a very strange machine and pours it in. After a few seconds the machine prints out a sheet of paper. The doctor tells the man, well it looks like you have tennis elbow. The man argues saying that there is no way. The doctor informs him that his new machine is 99% accurate. So the man determined to fool the machine goes home and has his daughter pee in a cup, then he puts oil from his car in it, and then jacks off in it. He takes it to the doctor and tells him hes not feeling well and gives him the cup. The doctor puts it in the machine, and a few seconds later the paper prints out. Well what does it say? asked the man. The doctor just looks at him and replies, well your daughter is pregnant, you car needs an oil change, and if you dont stop jacking off youll never get rid of that tennis elbow.