hmm... im very bored. i woke up took my shepard for a walk went to my work and got my winter uniforms and then went to class. i dont really have much to say.. what is today the 14th??? well if it is then its only 5 more days till my sisters 22nd birthday... shes old.. heheh. i remember when she was just a little shit. actually we both were and i still am 
Don't worry, little shits grow up to be... ummm...maybe that's not the right train of thought after all.
As for my "secret" there are actually two.
1) as the immortal groucho marx once remarked, "you're as young as the woman you feel."
2) constant masturbation - you should try it