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Somebody decided to rip off my basement door with a crowbar and then proceed to try to enter the house by removing the storm windows when they realized the basement didnt lead anywhere. Lets see, ever since the family across the street have started buying their nasty ass weed from some chain rockin dude on a bike there have been 3 breakins just on this...
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myeviltwin:
Damn! That sucks! I think I would want to hit things with my fists too, but they don't do much damage. GRR.
bliss:
You should set a boobie trap for him!!!
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10 more hours and it's officially my birthday. rah rah
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myeviltwin:
Happy Birthday!!!!!!
thehaunted:
Happy Birthday!
Ill give you your present tomorrow, but here's a hint:
Here name is Isabel and she might be making her way towards you.
-J
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New words for today:
Knavish
Artificial
Theatrical
Inadequate
Empty
holly:
yummm sounds good. an empty coconut shell with artifially flavored sorbet with hopefully not an inadequate amout of cococut. i'll eat some with a knave and theathrically lick it off the spoon.
blackjackdrac:
I just happened upon the 'warning' thread,so are you leaving the site?and I take it that its not by chance that those words spell KATIE vertically.
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HOLY SHITS! Island Way Coconut Sorbet in the half shell ROCK! They have them at your local 7Eleven. You will get one now.
myeviltwin:
yes, I will get one now.....
_v_:
your directions around richmond got me so lost i ended up in Chocobottom in the scariest frat boy bar ever
and i was so high and bad crack that i stayed for two drinks
i hate not knowing where to go

but seriously is there nice chill stuff to do
i'm lookin for a good sunday or saturday coffee joint to sit and write and not think about work
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i feel like the happiest muther fucker in the world. I smoked, drank, and got my SG cards and 100s of stickers in the mail today. Plus the 1920 stickers came too! Thank you Easter Bunny. I say, let the onslaught begin.
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feckweed:
sometimes i drink muck too though.
dragonflycq:
work sucked major ass today...lollipop in my fucking hair...that's all i gots to say. Dig your ARE pic though.
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"Today was a good day - Ice Cube"

I have been waiting until now, 1AM, for my ShitCast cable to come back on. In just hours, I will be getting a new line run from the pole to my house to my modem and all my high speed Inet problems will go away. surreal

Have your people call my people. Lets do lunch one day.
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If you weren't at the Mogwai show well then, I represented. I said hey, play the one that starts off low and slow and builds up into a giant cacophony of sound... surreal
thank the jesus the show was free otherwise I wouldve only had a $40 bar tab. I went to Ikea before it all and picked up a space saving, replace two pieces of...
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feckweed presents:
WEST NILE LIMMERICKS & HAIKUS

Peaceful summer stroll
Fragrant smells quickly turn sour
Dead bird smiles at me

Dead bird in the yard
My stick pokes its bloated chest
Insects swarm in fear

There once was a bird in my yard
Its body had become quite hard
With a stick in my mitt,
I poked at it,
Until it was horribly marred

Chest...
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tryst:
That kid met Morrissey...

and now I must go kill myself.
myeviltwin:
yeah, I always manage to forget my Babelfish, along with my camera....
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holy fuck, IT RAINed like none other today, and again i am out of brew.
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girlordinary:
Thanks for the birthday message... I've had a really shitty day and it was nice to see that smile
dragonflycq:
Yes, but TODAY was Beeeeeeeeautiful! And kinda chilly. I hope tomorrow's nice so I can ride my bike to work!