haha! i was just made aware that there is a big problem round these parts. seems some local high school in up in arms and a community is aghast because there is an alligator loose in the swamp behind it. no one knows who reported seeing it, but plans are underway to relocate the football field. i guess so alligators won't run amok at homecoming... Read More
some trio called goldenboy. they were a cut-rate blink day. they cleared the bar. i don't think that's what headliners are supposed to do, but maybe that's the way it works in scandanavia. what do i know?
it's funny when you have to resort to your roommate's bottle of bailey's. or is it?
i now have cable. couldn't care less. i just know that the simpsons come in clear now. and for only six bucks a month (that's six euros for the eu fans ). so i'm just sitting here writing on sg. i will not see the movie XXX.
filling in blanks before going to bed and getting on w/ it tomorrow. good night. friend's band: different and ok. norwiegan pop punk band: real bad. kept getting shots offered. took a few. ran into a litany of awesome people. heard 'emotions in motion', some turbonegro, some eddie money, 'i want a new drug', and some subsonics. all in one place!
alright, that contact thing at the top hardly constitutes a journal entry. so here ya go random readers:
berlin in 11 days. starting to get freaked out about flying in a big metal hot dog for ten hours. luckily one of the kitchen dudes where i work (a total freak) gave me something called buspar. anyone know what the hell this is? he told me it was a 'mood enhancer'. as long as it works....
im also noticing on the news that we are bombing iraq. great. maybe this vacation aforementioned will not happen. if not, i'll be ready to bomb something.
i have also just learned that no longer are my delivery options for food in this city limited to the chinese or pizza varieties. this is good to know because i am sometimes lazy and this is one of those times.
going out later to see a friend's band open for some swedish band called goldenboy. im sure beer will be had and i hear that the show should smoke. this is pleasing too.
alright telephone, be the tool in which food will be made, brung, paid for and tipped on. NOW!
hey, i love making fun of people from across the room as i make up ridiculous stories about them too! except i usually do it alone, cuz everyone else is too busy simply mocking people.
going to berlin, huh? sounds exciting. i wouldn't worry too much about the whole bombing thing; i flew back to the u.s. from sweden the day we started bombing afghanistan.
it's late. i've done a heroic amount of coke. not too stoked about that, but finally someone had some that didn't taste like it came over two continents in a diesel tank. cranking a little golden arm trio to even out. bouncing between this and the sgchatroom. doesn't get a lot geekier than this.
especially since a wierd version of 'what is better' is getting... Read More
my god. why i am up at such and early hour on the alleged 'lord's day' is completely beyond me. i mean, i know why i'm up, but am still a little floored that in the last two hours i have been in three area codes, washed my pickup, slammed 2 rc colas and a gatorade, and made out w/ a woman that i really... Read More
i'm sure it's just me. but alex fucking trebeck is really rubbing me the wrong way today. i hate how he tries to downplay the fact that he is from canada.
alright, nothing cool to report. getting w/ captain withit and going out to rock my parents pool and beer fridge. not before, however, going to zomboid13's favorite bar and downing some drinks country and... Read More
i kinda have a soft spot for alex trebek...that pompous ass...something about how he gives all the answers in just the right accent (regardless of the language or source) and pulls it off almost as if he just happens to know the answer to everything...
yeah, sure i'll be by to rock the parental pool and beer fridge...seeya there!
just came home, a little after closing time. not much. just a little.
neighbors (who suck) are making out in a, get this, mini van.
i say 'can i crank some rock? is that cool?'
they say ya. and the bro (the other half of the makeout session) says 'ya, put on the misfits'. i tell him that that's not really the era of what... Read More
Dood - It's "Nu Metal", just so you know - and yes, it's fucking horrible. The dude from Mooney Suzuki called that shit "constipation music" which I think is pretty right on, even if their new rekkid isn't.
Also, Earth AD was the beginning of the End, but thankfully Samhain rekindled my interest in all things Danzig (for the few short years preceding the first DANZIG rekkid - ugh!)
Speaking of socks - this friend of a friend had a sock he used to masturbate with. He called it his "Dream Catcher". HAW!