Monday Sep 09, 2002

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a lesson in good times:

yesterday took the s.l.f. (not the band), back to her car in a city that is far and that i'd rather not drive to in general. she says, 'take this highway back. it'll be quicker than all that traffic we passed on the way.' fine.

it wasn't. massive wreck, then a bigger storm. that all was intersected w/ a blown radiator hose (thank god for duct tape). me the drowned rat in the truck then getting stuck in dallas cowboys week one traffic. 25 min drive ended up 1.5 hours. went and replaced the stupid hose and took a shower to get ready for dinner at her house for her birthday. that house is even further out that highway than where i came from. thank god there was a steak involved. hung out, met the folks, had a good time there at least. drove all the way home again and crashed.

now today going into work wondering if i'm going to have a job if someone ratted on me. there is a somewhat hazy memory of me blatantly breaking glasses in the bar and threatening to cloud up and rain on some college fuck that was rubbing me the wrong way.

so, today i am officially giving up on rumpleminze. it isn't working for me. thinking of switching to tequila.

ugh.
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chiquita:
i highly recommend the tequila, good sir.

took me a minute to figger out what the s.l.f. was. i like that, has a certain ring. met the parents, huh? sounds pretty cereal...wink

got your postcard! muchas gracias, o world traveler!

jab:
ah, the infamous rump shot. we don carter'd it from 5 to almost 1am yesterday and a late night rumplemize sent me over the limit. no recollection of the drive home. remember walking through the parking lot at my place bummed that i forgot to get smokes on the way home. reached in my pocket and i had a full pack. i'd bought some! needed gas before i drove home too, and noticed today that i'd gassed up when i got smokes. don't remember a bit of it. went to work 3 hours late.

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