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There aren't a whole lot of things that I consider myself an expert in for two different reasons - the first being that it feels arrogant to call myself an expert in something at the ripe old age of 23 and the second reason being that I'm more of a jack-of-all trades kinda guy anyway. But I came up with three things after...
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Hold on to your horses ladies and gentlemen, because in the words of one Harry Dresden, "Fuck subtle."

So today was a very productive day for me.

So I woke up this morning to go to a martial arts clinic for my self-defense class. Our teacher's sensei had flown in from Japan to honor some of the black belts under his umbrella of dojos that had passed away. Our group was the awkward turtles of the group because we were the only ones...
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Trying to write this post without sound like an arrogant prick is going to be hard. Oh wait, heheh. Hard prick. Heh. Recovering now. Soldiering on.

When I first saw this question in the blog homework, I knew I was really going to need some time to think about before I started typing myself into a corner I didn't want to be in. Because whenever...
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I am not the most qualified person in the world to talk about this, seeing as how I don't have much of a following anywhere online and my social anxiety limits the number of people I come into contact with. However, as someone who in my humble opinion of myself - which writing down sounds like the most arrogant thing in the world - understands...
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Let me take you back to a year in history, when men were men, women were women, and all of us in high school were none of those things.

This song was played at every goddamn dance ever in high school. In fact, whenever I hear this song, I'm immediately swept away in a movie-style flashback to my prom. My prom sucked by the way....
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I thought for a while on this one. I could easily name a couple of fictional characters for this, but finding a real person was a lot harder. But I finally settled on one Patton Oswalt.

I'd like to think my sense of humor is very similar to Patton's. I also think it's the defining characteristic of our personalities, our sense of humor and how
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