I've been a little - well, maybe very - lax in doing my homework blogs lately, so I'm going to do a bunch at once. So this is a very interesting one. What skill would I like to acquire?

Well one immediately sprang to mind when I saw the question: the ability to play the piano. I play the guitar, and it's one of my favorite things in the world to do. The ability to create music with your own two hands is something just out of this world. And the only other instrument that in my opinion rivals the guitar's power of expression is the piano. It's just so goddamn classy and elegant. And one of the easiest ways to create music electronically is to input it via a MIDI keyboard.

Plus the ladies always love a guy who can play piano.