District 9.
Very enjoyable.
I have no interest in being an alien.
Very enjoyable.
I have no interest in being an alien.
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I have sizzling hot abs.
Also, I don't know what abs are.
Also, I don't know what abs are.
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joker_:
Why have a six pack, when you can have the whole keg?
tahloolah:
apparently if u buy every tv ad you see you will get sizzling hot abs.
even the knife sets
even the knife sets
Bird facts:
Crows are born in the suburbs. In their teens, they fly into cities and live there until their late 20s. Then they head back to the suburbs to find a mate. They make babies. Then, in their 40s, they fly out into the country, which is apparently a big retirement home for crows. Then they die.
That's how crows do it. They are...
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Crows are born in the suburbs. In their teens, they fly into cities and live there until their late 20s. Then they head back to the suburbs to find a mate. They make babies. Then, in their 40s, they fly out into the country, which is apparently a big retirement home for crows. Then they die.
That's how crows do it. They are...
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the_malcontent:
Sad to see your column go, good luck with the talky-picture-box funny man stuff! 
shal:
There are a bunch of crows in my neighborhood. They talk big and shit all over everything until the mockingbirds (1/3rd their size) squawk at them in foreign languages and chase them off.
I left out all the negatives in what I wrote in my blog. I just needed to write something positive.
I left out all the negatives in what I wrote in my blog. I just needed to write something positive.
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jamie_trecker:
That's the kind of news I like.
tahloolah:
carnal needs are carnal needs.
Well, I was kind of right.
We've reached 20% umemployment, according to some.
Let me know when we get to call this a depression.
We've reached 20% umemployment, according to some.
Let me know when we get to call this a depression.
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mrcrisp:
Are you...coming on to me?
Excellent article on Jenny McCarthy.
Excellent article on Jenny McCarthy.
_margot_:
oh bite me.
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I will no longer be writing for the site as of August 1st.
Onward to the Nick Swardson show on Comedy Central.
Onward to the Nick Swardson show on Comedy Central.
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farsouth:
The whole site is changing. I think the newsire is going away.
Wil that mean the sg news tab and the stories will disappear too?
coyotemike:
Good luck with the show.
He's finally going to be reunited with his nose in heaven.
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mark_plus_beer:
Ha one of many thoughts i've had.
suri:
haha!
i liked this weeks round-up alot
i liked this weeks round-up alot
* The dollar will weaken
* The overall financial situation in the US will change fundamentally
* Americans cant live on other peoples savings forever
* US households will have less access to credit in the future
* There will be more real economy in the US and less finance-based economic growth
* The world needs a new global monetary system
* The US remains...
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* The overall financial situation in the US will change fundamentally
* Americans cant live on other peoples savings forever
* US households will have less access to credit in the future
* There will be more real economy in the US and less finance-based economic growth
* The world needs a new global monetary system
* The US remains...
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fearthereaper:
I don't follow football, but they will be 8-8.
Obama is not the saviour. What's the opposite of "Saviour?"
Obama is not the saviour. What's the opposite of "Saviour?"
jozsef:
The savings comment is not entirely clear to me but we have raised generations of citizens who believe that an ample supply of skilled people, raw materials and tools and infrastructure are all irrelevant when a scarce non-renewable commodity called money is unavailable to mobilize these. The unchallenged implication is that only the miracle of money has made it possible for people to do things for their own benefit, and were aliens to swoop down and take all of our money, the human race would have to starve and freeze. To focus mostly on money when discussing any human activity is to play into a distraction technique employed to good effect by all stage magicians. Our ignorance makes us complicit in our own enslavement.
BTW, it's Spendiour.
BTW, it's Spendiour.
mat8drb:
Come! Get to Heathrow on Friday morning and I'll pick you up. Epic SGUK camping meet!
I have no interest in being an alien.
Agreed. The cat food cuisine would get me down.