Saturday Jun 23, 2007

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I haven't had a drink in like 36 hours. I really feel like I'm turning a corner.

Last night I had a fever of like 101. Weird.

I also have a big zit right between my eyes. It is very sexy.
mat8drb:
I was on the vodka last night. Tonight - nothing.
fearthereaper:
We are living in opposite worlds. I plan on ending my sobriety around 9:30 tonight.

Thursday Jun 21, 2007

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Oh, dear God. Hungover again. It's been quite a week.

My old roommate from New York is out here becuase his brother died in a ugly motorcycle accident. Kid was only 23.

So I took him out drinking. Ended up at a Raggae club where there was a DJ and guys going freestyle Raggae. Interesting. Never thought I would have been in a place like...
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danielk:
I'm hung over too. It's worth it though. I spent last night in the ladies room at a nightclub with a bunch of burlesque dancers and the wife all drinking and flashing each other and laughing. Best night ever.


Daniel
jace:
I'm completely convinced that seeing Transformers drunk is the only way to do it without completely ruining your childhood memories.

Hooray for intoxicated robots in disguise.

Tuesday Jun 19, 2007

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I am hungover. Some asshole named Gerry_D called me at 11 pm and asked me if I wanted to drink beer at a bar. Obviously I couldn't say no. Now I am hunover. What a cunt.

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fearthereaper:
You've got mental problems. Seriously. Mental.

But have you ever tried Fat Tire? Very good American beer.
quirky:
I will settle for no less than mead.

Thursday May 31, 2007

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I return tomorrow, sexy, bigger and more assholy.

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af71321:
thanks for the kind words, i appreciate it! sorry if i came off as kind of a dick. as cliche as it sounds, your right to report news however you see fit is exactly the reason some of this shit is all worth it. take care!
jagg:
Thanks. Although if you ask me, character building can kiss my shiny metal ass.

Saturday May 19, 2007

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I will no longer be writing for the newswire. We had fun while it lasted, didn't we?

My life just became much easier.
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rory_b_bellows:
Hey, you had a good run.
jace:
What exactly does this mean? Are you referring to the SG newswire specifically, or something broader? I'm really bad at terminology.

In any event, this sucks. My favorite game when reading the SG news was "read an article and guess whether FTR wrote it without looking at the author". I was pretty good at it.

Tuesday May 30, 2006

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I do not read the comments in the threads. I am better than you. Do not bother me.
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quirky:
I for one have no idea who your new porfile picture is of.
strongbhoy:
Have you heard anything about Xavi to LA?

Supposedly its a done deal.

Thursday Apr 20, 2006

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Hi.
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acet:
The thing about the internet is that it's hard to convey sarcasm.

I understand what you're trying to do, but without the proper inflection and comedic timing you're given in regular speech, many people miss out on your intent.
stiles:
I enjoyed the Vermont healthcare article. Nice balance, well written.