I know something is wrong with Eli, and I probably shouldn't enjoy this as much as I do. but...
schmelectra:
you, me and Crim are all burning in hell....
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A very wealthy friend is taking me to England for the USA vs England soccer match at the end of May. Pretty sweet, very lucky and very excited. I've never been. I assume the beer is good. We're going to be guests of US soccer, so we should have great seats.
Anyway, crazy world.
Anyway, crazy world.
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quirky:
Soime ofit is composite plastic stuff.
onewithall:
hello fear, i'm trying to wrap my head around this flight cancellation issue
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i understand what's going on for the most part, but i wondering where the money card is, who, if anyone, is making cash off this? any thoughts?
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i understand what's going on for the most part, but i wondering where the money card is, who, if anyone, is making cash off this? any thoughts?
I bought a blue tooth ear piece yesterday. California passed a law and people won't be able to drive and talk on their phones anymore. Hands free, bitch. Anyway, now I feel like one of those assholes walking around with a blue tooth ear piece. Mostly because I am one.
Went to a Giants came last night. My God do they suck. Someone threw beer...
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coyotemike:
mmmm, fresh tomatoes . . . thinly sliced on freshly baked bread, sprinkled with olivie oil and sea salt.
smithers_jones:
Congratulations. Your column lured another tremendous asshole out from under his rock. Also, I just finished a history of British abolitionist movement, Bury the Chains, which talked about The Zong case.
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abbicon:
i figured you'd be one of the only people who could appreciate this...
mat8drb:
Don't give me that "What's a book" shit. I know your kind...
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_margot_:
I understand that all too well.
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sergeantpsycho:
Would anyone care if said I knew Randall before he was famous?
junkyardangel:
Most recent round-up article so funny I nearly peed on the bed. Well, maybe I did pee, just a little, but don't tell anyone.
Back hurts. I fucked up my ankle. I have what can only be described as "Halo wrist." My car window decided not to roll up anymore. My wife borrowed my car and knocked the passenger mirror off. My wife's car is a disaster. Had the engine rebuilt in Jan. My regular mechanic just looked at it and said he wants to "kick the shit out...
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salieri:
I'm thinking you should just get your Wife a Segway instead.
Nothing fucks with a Segway.
Nothing fucks with a Segway.
devilsreject:
Thank You!
I was just having an online discussion with a writer on a writer only website and the guy was being a total douche, so I started mocking him in my usual way. Then he went crazy, got quite upset. We were discussing the possibility of a SAG strike and he was talking out of his ass. I'm in SAG and have a bit more knowledge...
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papawheelie:
now I am oh so much more curious about what you've been credited with...!
quirky:
Ever thought about becoming a mod?
I suppose I should write a new one of these. However, I have nothing to say. I'm tired and I have to poop. That is all.
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abracadabra:
Someone once told me (a nurse) that if you don't poop after 10 days, you die.
metaverse:
LOL!
I will make my wife dinner for Valentine's Day. I just remembered it is tomorrow. Hopefully I can pull something nice off. We just decided to become vegetarians after driving up highway 5 for Christmas. The cow farms are horrifying and they multiply every year. Nasty. No more meat.
And then after dinner, the lucky lady will get a penis.
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And then after dinner, the lucky lady will get a penis.
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chainlink:
I'll be looking for a Fuck Ralph Nader article and day now. 
quirky:
Excellent publication, sir.