Bird facts:
Crows are born in the suburbs. In their teens, they fly into cities and live there until their late 20s. Then they head back to the suburbs to find a mate. They make babies. Then, in their 40s, they fly out into the country, which is apparently a big retirement home for crows. Then they die.
That's how crows do it. They are a lot like hipsters.
Now you know a fun fact about crows. Use it as a weapon.
Crows are born in the suburbs. In their teens, they fly into cities and live there until their late 20s. Then they head back to the suburbs to find a mate. They make babies. Then, in their 40s, they fly out into the country, which is apparently a big retirement home for crows. Then they die.
That's how crows do it. They are a lot like hipsters.
Now you know a fun fact about crows. Use it as a weapon.
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I left out all the negatives in what I wrote in my blog. I just needed to write something positive.