fearthereaper

All is well. Just had a CT scan, which meant having a tube shoved up my asshole and liquid dye put into my colon. Awesome. Just me and another dude and loads of fluids crammed up my ass. Good times.

Anyway, I have something that used to be commonly mistaken for appendicitis. My doctor told me that in the old days, they would have cut me open and taken out my appendix. Thank God for the CT scan.

I have Epiploic appendagitis. Basically, a fat sac on the side of my colon twisted and died. Awesome, right? And totally hot, no?

Anyway, I'll live and now have pain pills. All good.