fearthereaper

I just crammed three tomatos into my stomach. It was glorious.

Not sure about the watermelon. It is large - maybe 15 lbs - but it's supposed to get near 25. I want to eat it now. And I want to do it the way cats give birth. Take it into my closet, get in the back corner and have at it in the darkness. Then come out a day later all sticky.