Jesus Christ. I have seen tomatos in my life, but nothing like the monster heirloom growing in my garden. It's a good six inches across. I estimate it will be in my tummy in one to two days time.
None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term "heirloom" is bullshit. They are just old seed lines that have been saved, keeping the line pure for years. My Russian Jet Blacks are over 100 years old. There is a good chance Rasputin ate the same kind of tomato before he was killed for fucking so many married ladies. So, basically, I am now friends with Rasputin. It is odd, but that is how the world works.
It's not everyday you can come onto a tattoo titty site and get tomato information. Consider yourself blessed.
None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term "heirloom" is bullshit. They are just old seed lines that have been saved, keeping the line pure for years. My Russian Jet Blacks are over 100 years old. There is a good chance Rasputin ate the same kind of tomato before he was killed for fucking so many married ladies. So, basically, I am now friends with Rasputin. It is odd, but that is how the world works.
It's not everyday you can come onto a tattoo titty site and get tomato information. Consider yourself blessed.
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