Off to Palm Springs for 2 days....maybe 3.
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mat8drb:
Nicely done. That could feed a number of people.
hunkpapa:
Hefty.
Please. Now. Please.
Let the countdown begin...
Let the countdown begin...
I killed a possum. I didn't mean to. Totally bummed.
A few months ago we had a new kitten and it escaped. I bought some humane animal traps to try to catch it. Eventually the kitten came back and I put the traps in the garage. I thought I had sealed them all.
Today I went into the garage and it smelled like something had...
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A few months ago we had a new kitten and it escaped. I bought some humane animal traps to try to catch it. Eventually the kitten came back and I put the traps in the garage. I thought I had sealed them all.
Today I went into the garage and it smelled like something had...
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quirky:
For my next feat of psychic cosmic clairvoyance, I shall write a sentence.
mark_plus_beer:
poor possum.
you need a cctv camera on the tomatos !
you need a cctv camera on the tomatos !
Tomato update: I just checked and will allow the monster to ripen on the vine one more day.
But, seriously, there is a fucking tomato festival happening in my garden. There will have to be some sort of sauce made at this point.
And there is also some serious watermelon development. One large beast. It should reach anywhere from 25 to 40lbs, at which point,...
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But, seriously, there is a fucking tomato festival happening in my garden. There will have to be some sort of sauce made at this point.
And there is also some serious watermelon development. One large beast. It should reach anywhere from 25 to 40lbs, at which point,...
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abracadabra:
The monster watermelon should get sacrificed to the rum gods ..then served with a smile later this summer..or , you could pull a Gallagher onstage perhaps?..just kidding
mat8drb:
You really wouldn't want to visit the Rhubarb triangle. Most people outside the area don't believe it exists, and it is just a load of barns in that area.
But it would be fun in a way, I suppose.
But it would be fun in a way, I suppose.
Jesus Christ. I have seen tomatos in my life, but nothing like the monster heirloom growing in my garden. It's a good six inches across. I estimate it will be in my tummy in one to two days time.
None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term...
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None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term...
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mat8drb:
You're growing that outside, not even in a greenhouse?
This is the difference in weather between our nations!
This is the difference in weather between our nations!
hunkpapa:
Stop bragging and show us this tomato.
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xani:
awesome
mat8drb:
Not that much OCD by the untidy looking rest of the bedroom, but mainly for ease of deciding what I'll wear. It won't last, I'll bet. I'm OCD when it comes to locking doors slightly, or that could just be paranoia.
That film is brilliant. I had it on VHS, but I got rid of my player back in Feb.
That film is brilliant. I had it on VHS, but I got rid of my player back in Feb.
I haven't had a drink in like 36 hours. I really feel like I'm turning a corner.
Last night I had a fever of like 101. Weird.
I also have a big zit right between my eyes. It is very sexy.
Last night I had a fever of like 101. Weird.
I also have a big zit right between my eyes. It is very sexy.
mat8drb:
I was on the vodka last night. Tonight - nothing.
fearthereaper:
We are living in opposite worlds. I plan on ending my sobriety around 9:30 tonight.
Oh, dear God. Hungover again. It's been quite a week.
My old roommate from New York is out here becuase his brother died in a ugly motorcycle accident. Kid was only 23.
So I took him out drinking. Ended up at a Raggae club where there was a DJ and guys going freestyle Raggae. Interesting. Never thought I would have been in a place like...
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My old roommate from New York is out here becuase his brother died in a ugly motorcycle accident. Kid was only 23.
So I took him out drinking. Ended up at a Raggae club where there was a DJ and guys going freestyle Raggae. Interesting. Never thought I would have been in a place like...
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danielk:
I'm hung over too. It's worth it though. I spent last night in the ladies room at a nightclub with a bunch of burlesque dancers and the wife all drinking and flashing each other and laughing. Best night ever.
Daniel
Daniel
jace:
I'm completely convinced that seeing Transformers drunk is the only way to do it without completely ruining your childhood memories.
Hooray for intoxicated robots in disguise.
Hooray for intoxicated robots in disguise.
I am hungover. Some asshole named Gerry_D called me at 11 pm and asked me if I wanted to drink beer at a bar. Obviously I couldn't say no. Now I am hunover. What a cunt.
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fearthereaper:
You've got mental problems. Seriously. Mental.
But have you ever tried Fat Tire? Very good American beer.
But have you ever tried Fat Tire? Very good American beer.
quirky:
I will settle for no less than mead.
I return tomorrow, sexy, bigger and more assholy.
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af71321:
thanks for the kind words, i appreciate it! sorry if i came off as kind of a dick. as cliche as it sounds, your right to report news however you see fit is exactly the reason some of this shit is all worth it. take care!
jagg:
Thanks. Although if you ask me, character building can kiss my shiny metal ass.
I will no longer be writing for the newswire. We had fun while it lasted, didn't we?
My life just became much easier.
My life just became much easier.
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rory_b_bellows:
Hey, you had a good run.
jace:
What exactly does this mean? Are you referring to the SG newswire specifically, or something broader? I'm really bad at terminology.
In any event, this sucks. My favorite game when reading the SG news was "read an article and guess whether FTR wrote it without looking at the author". I was pretty good at it.
In any event, this sucks. My favorite game when reading the SG news was "read an article and guess whether FTR wrote it without looking at the author". I was pretty good at it.
However, if I throw him the kind of abuse that I did to the Southend manager on their visit to Glanford Park, I think he may kill me.