faye

I just told the boy about a dream I had last night where I was driving his car, my mother was in the front seat and he was in the back. My mom was directing me on where to go and she lead us to this path, not even a road in the middle of the night. Everything was pitch dark and both sides were lined with thick forest. I was really nervous and as we are driving down this road all of these witches run out of the forest, one by one in front of the car. And I would hit and or run over every single one. I would hear them scream and crunch and whatever other kind of noice a dying witch makes.

And all he says in response is - Well if I had been driving I would have done the same thing and told your mom to shut the fuck up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS - I'm proud of my tits in this picture