faye

Alright, so I'm BORED...I took today off work to heal my poor lil ears BUT it was fuckin rubbish because both my roommates worked from home today. THEY ALWAYS WORK FROM HOME. (I prolly shouldn't complain because this is their house.) So now I'm confined to my room like I have been all weekend. And every time I leave it - things are just weird....ugh fuck. I want to be in the batcave right now instead so badly.

So...I was thinking...

What do you think your ex would tell your now bf/gf or future bf/gf about being with you?

Not in a DON'T DO IT! Kind of way, but like...quirky kind of things to look out for. You know?

I think mine would say something like:

1) She karate chops you if you wake her up when she's in a deep sleep.
2) She rolls around and steals brownies when she gets REALLY drunk.
3) She breaks things constantly but feels really bad so she tries to hide them....even though you'll always find them and know it was her.
4) You will constantly find hair elastics and random pairs of underwear all over your room.
5) When she's sick always bring her gingerale. Never even try to make her go to the doc because she wont.
6) Let her do the laundry but help out with the dishes or else she gets pissed.
7) She likes baking...take advantage of that.
8) Buy one of those screen things that catch hair for over your drain in the bath tub....trust me on this one.

haha and I dunno what else....I really like this questions though so I hope people respond to it.