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Halloween officially kicks ass. This halloween, hands down, has been the best since birth.

Reasons Halloween is awesome:

1. Watching soldiers have to pay their bets on the world series by wearing a frenchmaid uniforms, pink wigs, and high heels ride through post on a pink bicycle singing "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.

2. Candy......for adults.....you know.....the intense, sweaty "OH GOD YES" kind.

3. Not being on my deathbed with pnuemonia.

4. Leaving Iraq.

5. This post. Frenchy

I hope everyone has a wonderful Halloween aswell.