fatkris

I work in an office on the outskirts of this shitty town, and some arsehole farmer has decided to take pig swill and shit from the local smelly place and chuck it all over his fields, now i smell like shit, my clothes smell like shit, the car smells like shit, numerous times today have i thought that i'd layered my pants with shit!
I still havn't got a READING ticket, one of my friends are giong and now becoming an arsehole about it, the twat doesn't even like that type of music, he even said that he was going to watch NOFX and ANTI FLAG because i couldn't
Anyone with a spare ticket and massive heart please give me that spare one!
Any ladies with a spare ticket, i can go down on a lass for over an hour if you want!
PLEASE someone give me a weekend ticket!
Right i better go i think my boss is on his way down, i'm not meant to be on the internet, i keep stealing all the bandwidth, ha ha!
Actually sounds like he sat back down.
My lady and i were planing on having a BBQ this coming bank holiday sunday, we still are unless i get a reading ticket, i even spent some time last night making and printing a load of invites, i'll put one on when i get my mac working propper again, cant do anything like photos and updates unless my mac is working. DAMN everything!

PEACE OUT!!!!!!