Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

fatkris

Stafford in the Shire

Member Since 2005

Followers 0 Following 5

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Aug 23, 2005

Aug 23, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I work in an office on the outskirts of this shitty town, and some arsehole farmer has decided to take pig swill and shit from the local smelly place and chuck it all over his fields, now i smell like shit, my clothes smell like shit, the car smells like shit, numerous times today have i thought that i'd layered my pants with shit!
I still havn't got a READING ticket, one of my friends are giong and now becoming an arsehole about it, the twat doesn't even like that type of music, he even said that he was going to watch NOFX and ANTI FLAG because i couldn't
Anyone with a spare ticket and massive heart please give me that spare one!
Any ladies with a spare ticket, i can go down on a lass for over an hour if you want!
PLEASE someone give me a weekend ticket!
Right i better go i think my boss is on his way down, i'm not meant to be on the internet, i keep stealing all the bandwidth, ha ha!
Actually sounds like he sat back down.
My lady and i were planing on having a BBQ this coming bank holiday sunday, we still are unless i get a reading ticket, i even spent some time last night making and printing a load of invites, i'll put one on when i get my mac working propper again, cant do anything like photos and updates unless my mac is working. DAMN everything!

PEACE OUT!!!!!! ARRR!!!

More Blogs

  • 12.03.05
    0

    Sunday Dec 04, 2005

    Easy, it's been a while, been busy, so just writing the basics, worki…
  • 11.12.05
    0

    Sunday Nov 13, 2005

    Easy all, i've not been online for a ew weeks, but i do have a new jo…
  • 11.02.05
    0

    Thursday Nov 03, 2005

    Easy all, Been a little while since my lat update, although i know n…
  • 10.17.05
    0

    Tuesday Oct 18, 2005

    Hello all, well i'm not at work! I went to Tunisia with my lady for …
  • 10.06.05
    1

    Thursday Oct 06, 2005

    Hay anyone! Just thought i'd say a few words to take up the last h…
  • 09.28.05
    0

    Wednesday Sep 28, 2005

    Good afternoon all! Why does it feel like every time you try to bett…
  • 09.22.05
    0

    Friday Sep 23, 2005

    Hello all, i've not posted for a few days, well two weeks, things are…
  • 09.08.05
    0

    Friday Sep 09, 2005

    Easy all, ben a few days since the last update, sorry! Tell me, why …
  • 08.31.05
    0

    Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

    I missed reading, it really wasn't cool man! But looking on the b…
  • 08.23.05
    0

    Tuesday Aug 23, 2005

    I work in an office on the outskirts of this shitty town, and some ar…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
0
months
1
day
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,610 SuicideGirls
  • 1,112,987 followers
  • 14,970,898 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,514,849 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo