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I've decided i'm gonna start selling my body for money.
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missmalice_:
IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
I know it was an epic fail. I should kick my own ass.
I know it was an epic fail. I should kick my own ass.
missmalice_:
I can't hold my head any lower in the shame okay! The next level is a pink hat and I CANT BE ONE OF THEM
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peachysweetlove:
The irony was ...she was serious.....
missmalice_:
Oh god that made me laugh.
missmalice_:
FUCK YEAH WE WON! Love how out of the entire group one guy(or girl you never know) has a jersey on.
kas:
delish!
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dryad:
lol
bellica:
Hahahahaha!
rivera:
maybe he shoulda gone with the playstation. 
darksphere:
That's a good one. Where's it from?
ok, this feels off to me. so i'm gonna run it past the vasts of the internet to bounce back some corroboration or to tell me i'm retarded (all responses are acceptable).
So I met this chick at my brother's wedding and we ended up hooking up. Turns out i enjoy her company enough to ask her out to dinner (twice now). So all we've...
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So I met this chick at my brother's wedding and we ended up hooking up. Turns out i enjoy her company enough to ask her out to dinner (twice now). So all we've...
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skoosh:
Trust me. She really likes you. If you like her, share and talk, otherwise don't lead her on (not that you are). Also, just so you know, it is almost impossible for a girl to sleep with a guy and not develop feelings for them. Oxytocin is a dangerous chemical. But it sounds like you really dig her.
Girls don't ask guys out for her birthday if she isn't into them. And you watched movies at her place? Yes. She likes you.
Girls don't ask guys out for her birthday if she isn't into them. And you watched movies at her place? Yes. She likes you.
skoosh:
I see. The speed at which she is developing feelings....common in women. And that my friend could stem from many psychological problems....which doesn't make her undatable. In fact, you would make a very good teacher I think.
I'm taking a weapons safety class tomorrow so I can get my carry permit. I need it if I want to get a job as a manager for this security firm. its no guarantee, but i'm hopeful. the pay is phenomenal plus i get to make my own hours. i'll be keeping my fingers crossed.
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bellica:
*right-click, save*
bounty:
thank you! :]
i've had a splitting head ache for the last 3 or 4 days straight...
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ok
so I'm starting to wonder if I might have a concussion...I discovered a painful lump on the side of the top of my head and can't remember hitting my head on anything. there's a scab up there so it definitely struck something. it wouldn't be the first time i...
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EDIT:
ok
so I'm starting to wonder if I might have a concussion...I discovered a painful lump on the side of the top of my head and can't remember hitting my head on anything. there's a scab up there so it definitely struck something. it wouldn't be the first time i...
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niobe:
Ouch. You should get it checked out.
*hugs*
skoosh:
I really hope you're okay. I really do.


But I will enjoy the holiday with beer