fatkidlovescake

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!

so i was making out with this chick in her car the other day. and well...she kind of just blurted out something along the lines of "you're the antichrist" to me somewhere between the making out and the BJ. now for all of you who dont know i am a jew, and she's a christian. i'm a bad jew (i dont believe in god) and...
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i was reminiscing about my college days and how much more i liked them than my current predicament. works fine and all, but there's something about having the majority of your time available for you to do whatever you wanted. ever since i graduated i've been trying to get myself back into a job that allows you to be off on your own and out...
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save me...

HELLOOOOOOO

i work at the crowne plaza in worcester. i am the pm restaurant and bar manager there. right now, this very second, going on till sun (althought i hear it kind of dies after sat night) is the 2nd annual tattoo convention. its pretty awesome. lyle tuttle is there and i get to hang around with him every night at the bar. he's one...
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i need to find more resons to throw on my straight jacket and run around...

you know the days i just get to sit around are few and far between. but today, i got to sit on my ass and do nothing.well...i did my laundry and had lunch with my dad. but other than that i did nothing. chatted with some people online (constitutes as nothing) and imparted some of my awesome knowledge to a few people, i wandered around...
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back again,

so i got BIG news!!!!

i'm almost done working on my jeep and i should be driving it soon.

for those of you who dont know me outside the SG world, i have been rebuilding and 84 cj7 for the past like 5 months now and its in the final stages of completion. and for those of you who dont know what a...
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and once again i have returned.

i know, you've all missed me.

but today i am going to tell you a story.

i went to get my hair cut at a place called "hair cuttery"; no shit. and i go there not because they give a good trim (they actually kind of suck) but because the place is full of attractive girls who after cutting...
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people need to use the word "glorious" more often. its a fantastic word.