fatkidlovescake

I'm in love.

well, not quite. but i really like this girl.
and i know that she's likes me too...which as far as i'm concerned, is pretty awesome knowledge.

the only problem is, she lives like a 6 hour drive away from me. ithica NY to be precise.

i met her because she was a long term guest at the hotel and during that time...
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ok, so here's the deal.

i'm leaving sun for florida. and i'm not back till next sun. so if you're looking for me i'll be down there. relaxing in the sun. on the beach. and doing a lot of bbqing. here's to eating dead animals!

in other news. i just bought a car. its an 05 jeep wrangler unlimited. pretty sweet. it actually works when...
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so...

Miss Rexx asked me of my last post why i didnt take any pictures...well, i've got good news for her. i took some pictures the next time. i have to appologize tho...the pictures show a lot of my penis. she made me put the phone down after only a few shots. which reminds me, i have to appologize for the poor quality. it was...
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yeah so i got laid again last night. it was pretty good.

me and my bartender, becki, took some big wigs from hanover insurance out for some drinks at a bar down the street (the irish times).

well one thing lead to another and i left early with a regional director or something. i wasnt paying attention to much more than her enormous boobs. they...
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So here's what happened that has given me much to think about.

there's a girl at work, one of the sales managers. and she is somewhat of a deviant (in a good kind of way). but she's always wanted to get done by 2 guys at once. so me and the front desk manager decided we'd supply the means to the resolution to her fantasy....
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so i dont usually come on here and put my support behind any sets. i dont have any vested interest in them (as they arent mine) and so despite myself liking them, i dont promote them. there have been a few exceptions, and this will be one of them.

i think you should all go check out the new set by _Ghost

Little Red

ok,

so i just discovered the most amazing thing on the interweb. it is a sandwich.

now i've discovered many delicious sandwiches on the net before. i know i've mentioned some of them before. but usually its something i saw on the food network that i've duplicated in my restaurant to success (or sometimes complete failure).

but now i think i've found the sandwich that...
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The would you have been a Nazi? Test

this is how i scored!

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your...
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"Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the fields so happy and free?
If youve ever seen a one trick pony then youve seen me
Have you ever seen a one legged dog making his way down the street?
If youve ever seen a one legged dog then youve seen me

Then youve seen me, I come and stand at every door
Then...
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so...i want to see this:



does anyone have HBO in the worcester area and wants to invite me over??? i'll bring food and drink...

but i really do need to see it and dont want to have to buy HBO for a month to see it. its probably the only story that chokes me up. really, i cant read the story and not start crying....
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