fatkidlovescake

So I've been a bit absent lately. I've been busy. I've also been missing my friends on here and in the physical world as well. As it stands I'll probably only be getting more busy. I've been looking for a second job, mostly supervisory positions or part time management jobs. I love the honor guard but if I want to keep doing it I need to get another job. Which when I think about it, is weird. I basically want to get a job so I can work another job. Crazy.

The other day I actually broke 100 funerals. I've gotten about 115 under my belt now. After 150 I get put in for a permanent award...but one of the requirements is that you have 36 months working it. Right now, I have just under 4. So I may not get the award for another few years. But I will technically qualify on all the important parts. I'll let you all know if they let me have it early or if I'm gonna have to wait the full 36 months. And I know a lot of you (one...maybe two) might be saying "but Dan, one of the requirements is 36 months in the program". But to that all I have to say is that the awarding of this particular award is somewhat subjectively based. So there's a pretty decent chance I'll be getting the award in a few months.

Lastly, I have been taking a new girl out. Her name is Zoe, which I like. She is also pretty, nice and funny. Which I also like. So hopefully that goes well for me too.