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you know you're life has taken a turn for the worst when Mr. Sulu publicly calls you a douche bag...

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delilahlove:
CONGRATS!!!!! I am so excited for you!!!!! Yeah i was at my goal weight and paid my ticket so i was cleared to go to meps but i found out i am pregnant. soooo... dreams shattered... way to have a parasite inside of me ruining my plans for life... lame... but i am happy for you!! i know you have been working so hard!! You will have to give me the boot camp address and i will send you letters!!!
missmalice_:
I would love to road trip with you but you have boards and I think you'd make too good of an LT to let it happen. So it's a no go.
well... you wanna drive us down and I'll hold the shovel tongue
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oh noes!!! the jeep is broken!!!!

i ripped the top part off of one of my rear shocks. or i should say i ripped it mostly off last weekend while i was dicking around on a trail and came down hard on the shock. it held (mostly) till earlier today when it broke loose and i started to hear a clunking noise whenever i hit...
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lestrange:
I like group hugs!!!
and they mean a lot from you!
ortie:
Thank you <3
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i have two topics this evening, the first having to do with SG.

why the fuck do so many people want to be my friend on here? i'm an ass hole. ask anyone on my friends list, i've probably pissed them off repeatedly. i'm vey abrasive, i have no regard life in general (human or otherwise), i mega loathe hippies, i love dirty jokes, i...
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skoosh:
Best blog ever.

The only thing I don't agree with though, is I am waaaaaaaaaaay smarter than you. I am also wittier.

And you're right, hippies suck.
skoosh:
Kudos for the Army of Darkness quote.
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this song is titled 'whistles in the wind' by flogging molly who happen to be one of my favorite bands. so i'm dedicating this song to a friend here on SG (yes, they did in fact survive the last culling of my friends list), they're going through a bit of a rough patch recently and while they shall remain anonymous to the rest of you,...
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rydell:
cool you will have to start the box tradition
missmalice_:
I was never the girl to approach a relationship and be the one to daydream, and get all emotionally involved. Nearing almost taking a guy's approach to love.
So hardcore seemed the best term, any other time I'm never one to talk on the phone. But I look forward to talking to him for as long as possible (which is usually 5 minutes)
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why do people seem to want to be my SG friend? i think i'm averaging a friend request a day now (and i really dont think i'm that interesting). which is ridiculous. i dont go out and comment on the blogs of people i dont know (with one or two exceptions). on top of that the majority of my blogs recently have had brief rants...
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gypsymonster:
And I do appreciate it sir.
aprilcot:
Uh, probably because you are hot AND intelligent! wink
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alright so i've got to ask the girls here a question so i'm gonna get serous for a moment.

i've done a fair amount of sleeping around...well, thats not really true. i've slept with enough girls that i've honestly lost count. i lost it somewhere in the upper 20s. i dont think i'm out of the 30s just yet, but i most certainly cant pinpoint...
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sweetkc:
I think you can be honest about your past without talking numbers. At a certain age this question becomes irrelevant because everyone has a past and that's just it...the past is the past. You should say that you've slept with enough to know what and who you like and don't like and how you like it. Be honest and say that you've lost track because who wants to date someone that has thought of these girls in terms of numbers in the first place. If you are looking beyond the numbers now, then so should the girls you date. Good luck!smile
bellica:
You could always say the old phrase about how a gentleman has no memory and leave it at that. Specify you have enough experience and maybe after a few more dates you'll be willing to talk about it.
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YAY I'm back!

did you all miss me? probably not, it wasnt too long. most of you probably didn't even notice my absence.
my buddy frank was in town yesterday and today. tomorrow he has a wedding than sunday morning he's flying back down to florida. i'm gonna miss him, but i'm sure i'll go see him some time in the winter. spend a week...
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kas:
like mr rogers biggrin wont you be my neighbor?! lol
niobe:
You are silly. kiss
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absent for a day or two, seeing a friend. i'll see you all when i get back.
niobe:
Have fun!
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rexall:
BaZi is chinese astrology reading. it takes into account time of birth, birth place and day. it's pretty awesome. and can tell you a whole lot.
niobe:
Yeah, I like having dreams.
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so are you all ready to be jealous?

a little back story first. i used to work at the crowne plaza hotel in worcester. every year we had the rooms for a three day event called the rock and shock. its a horror movie convention teamed up with a bunch of hard core/metal bands. i, being the manager on at night, got to meet all...
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niobe:
Exploiting my children isn't really on my agenda. Even if I did have 8 of them.
bob:
Weird. I've had them my whole life...I guess Bob just isn't for you.

Plus, every girl in that blog had bangs...so, that's a whole list of girls not to like. I guess that narrows your SG options significantly. whatever
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i have a good friend with an incurable/untreatable genetic disorder. marfan syndrome. its pretty rare so not a lot of people know about it...but it's believed that abe lincoln had it (which is basically the way 99% of people ever find out about it). anyways she's going to die soon so i figured i should write what i'm going to say at her funeral (she...
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theconservative:
"Usually" being the operative word.
delilahlove:
you can call me anytime you need or want. hugs...
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i love tools. some might even say i have a tool fetish. right now i estimate i have around 1000 individual tools (if you count each socket size individually), possibly more. almost all of which were made in the USA and all of them also have a lifetime guarantee. which is the great things about my tools. i know for a fact that when i...
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niobe:
I like it!
ortie:
Thank you smile