yesterday, while going down on me and rubbing my asshole with a vibrating cucumber, she looked up at me and said, "you are one lucky bastard."
i agree.
i agree.
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so i have a really hot new housemate. her name is alexis.
she keeps crawling into my bed at night.
i'm a happy, happy boy.
she keeps crawling into my bed at night.
i'm a happy, happy boy.
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seaniefresh:
Check this outDave Chappelle
alexis:
Germies I love you.
Put it in my pooper tonight. Pretty please.
Put it in my pooper tonight. Pretty please.
while walking down south street with alexis (destination Dairy Queen) we ran into Lily. they chatted for awhile as i silently waited to get my hands on a blizzard with reese's peanut butter cups and vanilla ice cream.
after we all said our good-byes, i did get that blizzard.
then we went to david's bridal to find alexis a prom dress. just as we...
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after we all said our good-byes, i did get that blizzard.
then we went to david's bridal to find alexis a prom dress. just as we...
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user092834:
i got my tickets for the magnetic fields. yay.
alexis:
Hey I'm a celebrity too! Man i really want to fuck you right now, but you're engrossed in a messy jessica biel and whirling chainsaws. But you're so cute.
prom is so very, very close. so many things to think about and descisions to make.
it will mark my first time on an airplane. sheesh. 25 and never on an airplane before.
the guinea pigs are doing well, but they've been fighting a bit lately. i don't think they like sharing the same hiding space. so i got them a new one.
now i'm...
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it will mark my first time on an airplane. sheesh. 25 and never on an airplane before.
the guinea pigs are doing well, but they've been fighting a bit lately. i don't think they like sharing the same hiding space. so i got them a new one.
now i'm...
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i tried to put pics of my guinea pigs in my journal, to no avail. look at my pics if you'd like to see them.
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mallory:
i slept for 12 hours straight..and i dont feel sick anymore!! yay i didnt need his fucking soup 
edited to add: guinea pigs are so strange.. do yours let you pick them up or what? i think that most of them want to bite you if you look at them the wrong way
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edited to add: guinea pigs are so strange.. do yours let you pick them up or what? i think that most of them want to bite you if you look at them the wrong way
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minimalism:
Hey mate, don't know if you booked up a hotel for prom yet or not, but this is where some of the other East Coast fols and possibly the Seatlle kids will be staying. $49.99 a night.
"The principle of art is to pause, not bypass. The principles of true art is not to portray, but to evoke. This requires a moment of pause--a contract with yourself through the object you look at or the page you read. In that moment of pause, I think life expands. And really the purpose of art--for me, fiction--is to alert, to indicate to stop, to...
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sculptor666:
i think pause is inaccurate... eliminate reaction, withold instinct. if you do that enough, you train yourself to accept things without the involment of structured thought (the ever present battle between logic and emotion or id and ego or grammar and whathaveya)... but at the same time not ignore instinct, because it's there for a reason. also i can't agree with "something you have not known about yourself." people have no chioce but to know themselves (if you can accept ignorance as a definition)... more a matter of awareness... seems healthier to find something in others. it's getting late, and the pixies still aren't any closer than minnesota. shit. 
"I BELIEVE LIFE GOES on and that makes me a pessimist... what many people are unwilling to realize is that their daily life comes to them the way fiction does.
They must imagine themselves in what they are going to do. They must make decisions in their lives - whether the man next door is a threat or not, whether they are in love or...
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They must imagine themselves in what they are going to do. They must make decisions in their lives - whether the man next door is a threat or not, whether they are in love or...
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grimjack:
Hrmmmm...stop making me think, boy-o! It hurts like HELL. I've got tix to see The Dragons at the Khyber on Friday night. How long with the shindig be lasting in your neck of the woods?
i spent over 7 hours and 300 miles in a car with alexis today. it was sort of an awesome road trip, but there was some definite suckiness. read her journalydoo for details.
jena:
my most treasured highlight of Road Trip.
my most treasured highlight of Road Trip.
minimalism:
I've found a cool hotel in SF for prom weekend. I think it would be fun if we tried to get our east coast members to all book up at the same location. If you are interested let me know and I'll hit you up with more info.
i got paid today (a day early)!
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alexis:
You'd better get me in the ass long and hard tonight. You owe for that $800 I gave you for landing on your stupid orange monopoly.
xoxo alexis
for those who are peeping at this, IM JUST KIDDING!
xoxo alexis
for those who are peeping at this, IM JUST KIDDING!
grimjack:
LOL!!! Alexis is the bomb!
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dirtyprettything:
oh yeah! well my kitty has a bad case of gas....
and a pair of teets!
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and a pair of teets!
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enjoydyingalone:
that is the coolest cat ive ever seen 
Dumb, lucky bastard....