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So there i was...

Dec 13, 2015
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...sitting at my computer on saturday night, trying to fight off the boredom while waiting for my (actually pretty stupid it turns out) girlfriend to come over so i could get out of the house. Then, all of a sudden, a gunshot rang out from the street below. i dropped to the floor for about 30 seconds. i sprang up to open the window when i heard my neighbor screaming at the top of his lungs. When i got it open, i heard him scream this to the cool night air, "yo man! you shot out my window! you fuckin with my car. you fuck with my car you fuck with my family! you fuck with my family!" what the puerto rican gentleman from across the street was referring to was his pt cruiser. correction: it was not his pt cruiser. it belonged to his baby mamma mamma.

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