I want to have a garage sale for my brain. It's overflowing with really useless information. I'd like to get rid of a lot of it.
I took an online "What's Happening" quiz yesterday. I scored a 90 (out of 100). Why the fuck do I know so much about "What's Happening"?
But that's not the kind of stuff that bothers me most.
Like the fact that the animated cat in Paula Abdul's "Opposits Attract" video is MC Scat Cat. Why do I know that? What's the need in remembering that piece of information? You can have it for $0.50.
And the original video for Hammer's "Pumps and a Bump" showed footage of him in a speedo with a hard-on. That's not only unneccesary, it's downright embarassing. You can have that one for free.
I really wish this was a possibility.
I took an online "What's Happening" quiz yesterday. I scored a 90 (out of 100). Why the fuck do I know so much about "What's Happening"?
But that's not the kind of stuff that bothers me most.
Like the fact that the animated cat in Paula Abdul's "Opposits Attract" video is MC Scat Cat. Why do I know that? What's the need in remembering that piece of information? You can have it for $0.50.
And the original video for Hammer's "Pumps and a Bump" showed footage of him in a speedo with a hard-on. That's not only unneccesary, it's downright embarassing. You can have that one for free.
I really wish this was a possibility.
evelyn:
i'll give you 25 cents for that first item. $.50 my ASS.
morgan:
Wait, but didn't you just give away the knowledge for free?