fatelvis5

i call my new photo the angry lumberjack.

i found a place to live, which is good. My ex THE ex is moving out of her room in her house and is lettin' me move in.

that other place i wrote about, that guy never called me. that's fine. his house was sucky... my new house is not.

and my room is SO big. so i'll have a lot of room for all of my artistic endeavors (painting, writing, making of mixtapes).

AND THERE'S FREE CABLE! the thing is, living without TV for so long, i don't really care that much. but i will now be able to get my simpsons and law and order fixes... oh, law and order.

oh, sam waterson, save me from myself

sam waterson, save me from clever art

sam waterson, save me from starbucks

sam waterson, help me hit bottom.

actually, all i really want from sam waterson is for him to help me realize my dream i want to be a corpse on law and order.

hee, hee, hoo, hoo, ho ha, hooplah!

i still don't think i'll have computer access on the regular. but oh well.

can you use the computers at the free library to access porn sites?

also, there may be a get together in philly! oh, that would make me so happy. especially if people actually show up!

also, i really want to go out on a date. i mean, i guess i've been on a few recently, but i want to go with someone new. it's weird, i find dating awkward and repulsive, but i sort of miss it... miss getting to know someone... judge their musical tastes and whatnot. y'know?

oh, and apparently my name was plastered on the women's room wall of mcglinchy's. i've always wanted my name on the wall of a women's room.