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fatelvis5

Philadelphia

Member Since 2002

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Sunday Oct 06, 2002

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I am: a giant dork skinny, average height, funny, sarcastic, somewhat grizzled. easy to impress, love monopoly. brown hair. have all of my teeth. 24 years old. go to school.

I am into: My dog, movies, board games, k records, spending time at home, walks in the park during fall, honesty & sincerity, eccentricity.

I am looking for: another giant dork but with a vagina. someone who defies classification. someone who will let me make them food. someone who can quote '80s films. someone who likes my cats and my dog. honesty, lots of hugs, and lots of cuddlin.
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fatelvis5:
I can sooo fucking cook vegan it's not even funny... which is odd, because I'm not vegan, but rather choose to eat vegan at times... I can make fucking excellent vegan chili (I'm a wizard with that shit) w/meat substitute (TVP) or just three bean. I'm working on a recipe for vegan chocolate chip cookies.
Oct 18, 2002
fatelvis5:
i guess i'm running the show by default...
Oct 18, 2002

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