I met a lady with mushrooms. She has several pounds and 5 different strains. and magic truffles. and spiced apple cider infused with three strains. i had some. it was awesome.
From ondinae
Thank you so so much for the follow!
So, there's this girl I totally adore. I've been in love with her since I was 17. She is absolute physical perfection… we're talking Were I Pygmalion or God territory… if I was in Weird Science the girl I created would've been her. Not only is she the prettiest thing to ever come out of Philly, but she's a gorgeous person. She doesn't even know...
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egon:
yo mama~!
an email (verbatim) i recieved on September 14, 2004 at 11:06 a.m.:
"Subject: Hiney
A few minutes ago I farted and all of your hermies came out and got all over
the back of my underwear. I felt it and it was squishy. Then I went to the
bathroom and squeezed the rest out. Then I laughed."
"Subject: Hiney
A few minutes ago I farted and all of your hermies came out and got all over
the back of my underwear. I felt it and it was squishy. Then I went to the
bathroom and squeezed the rest out. Then I laughed."
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penelopelee:
hahahaaa. eeewwwww.
goob:
oh my.
i have a new bike thanks to dirtyprettything. i bring my bike IN to work now. i refuse to lock a bike up on the street ever again.
fuckingfuckbicycle stealers! they should die. i hope they get hit by a car on my bike.
but i have a new, better one now and i'm happy.
fuckingfuckbicycle stealers! they should die. i hope they get hit by a car on my bike.
but i have a new, better one now and i'm happy.
siv:
can i do it through the magic of the INTARWEB in my pajamas? 
egon:
Congrats on the new bike. R U working w/ zoe now?
yesterday, after leaving work, i discovered i'd had my second bike stolen in as many weeks.
the first was stolen when my house was broken into one horrid friday night (i wasn't home, and nothing else was taken).
the second was stolen whilst parked on the street... lock chopped, bike gone.
oh bike gods! why dost thou torment me so?
the first was stolen when my house was broken into one horrid friday night (i wasn't home, and nothing else was taken).
the second was stolen whilst parked on the street... lock chopped, bike gone.
oh bike gods! why dost thou torment me so?
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maxi:
no im running out to do a test run for the company Scavenger hunt ill be back around 6 to check back, email me your #'s
user092834:
actually it looks like we won't be there. we got the car, but it took longer than expected and we are tired dorks. have fun though.
and that really sucks to have had two bikes stolen. my favorite bike ever was stolen a few years ago.
and that really sucks to have had two bikes stolen. my favorite bike ever was stolen a few years ago.
i'm back, bitches.
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egon:
yo mama
siv:
i know! Just think of the layer of the comedy onion we'd unpeel if i'd HIT somebody!
i am sort of pro-name change, but the fact remains that "Beth" is about as sexy a nomme de fille as "Ruth."
i am sort of pro-name change, but the fact remains that "Beth" is about as sexy a nomme de fille as "Ruth."
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sixtyfootqueenie:
nawwwww 
your woman is the hottest!
your woman is the hottest!
alexis:
hi spermy. Thanks for rocking my vagina's world.
xoxo me
xoxo me
things have been pretty much the same for me, so there isn't much for me to write about.
i won't be gone at the end of the month, but a may be gray for a few because of budgeting issues.
i was taught how to tie correctly the other day by a good friend. it really only involves one basic knot, and then the limits...
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i won't be gone at the end of the month, but a may be gray for a few because of budgeting issues.
i was taught how to tie correctly the other day by a good friend. it really only involves one basic knot, and then the limits...
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teena:
i missed the popeyes cause my phone isn't on cause i don't have any battery left and causae the charger is still in WA! oh woe is me!!!!!
lufy:
Come on out to MoI this Wed and I'll buy you a drink and you'll feel better.
Of course, your clothes will be smelly again by the end of the evening...
Of course, your clothes will be smelly again by the end of the evening...