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fatdavid8

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Tuesday Mar 08, 2005

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Well, FatDavid8 has just returned from his trip to Cancun and is still, unfortunately, referring to himself in the third person.

Pursuant to his prior entry: FatD's attempt while in Cancun to have sex with the dolphins was, shall we say, less than successful, but he did learn two things:

One, they likes the anal gangbangs with the whiteboys down in Mexican prisons just as much as they likes them up here in the Estados Unidos; and

Two, according to FatD's swollen anus-o: smaller man doesn't necessarily equal smaller penis-o. eeek
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sarcasticmenace:

fatdavid8 said:

To SarcasticMenace, for promising to eat me last. smile


Be careful what you wish for.

*sharpens teeth*

biggrin

Mar 12, 2005
pygmy:
shocked biggrin
Mar 13, 2005

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